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Losing fat is literally one of the simplest thing in the world. How are people still failing at it?
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Made this for lunch just now. I've tried getting the beef right for these darn things a bunch of different ways. Internet people have all sorts of ways they've tried to get it just like the restaurants, but the only one I've seen that looked like it would realistically work was this massive bearded greek dude shoving like 5 pounds of lamb shoulder onto two spits and throwing it on a charcoal grill. I'm just trying to make lunch here, though. I've tried to make a mini spit using the rotisserie attachment in my toaster oven, and that looked and smelled great, but the meat completely dried out and was nasty inside.
Other internet ideas were like to use ground meat and form a really tight meatloaf and bake it in the oven, then you can cut thin slices off it that look a lot like the gyro places, but it's lacking the super brown crispy outside you want.
This time I bought some really thin ribeye steaks (like less than 1/2") that people usually use to make carne asada. I figured with how thin they were I'd want the pan to be really fricking hot, so I did a test run with one of them with the heat cranked all the way up on my stove and a cast iron skillet. Darn near lit my kitchen on fire, like the oil in the pan actually just made a poof noise and burst into flames. The steak didn't get burned though, even with me moving it around in the pan to smother the fire. The steak was a perfect medium rare cooking it just one minute a side. Problem, though: medium rare steak is too chewy for sandwich or sandwich-adjacent preparations.
Finally, I marinated the rest of the steaks and cooked them with slightly less heat (although still enough that the pan was smoking up my kitchen) for 2 minutes a side. They're pretty well done, but perfect for a gyro because you can bite through the pieces so easily. Then I put this together and smashed the whole thing into my face. The end.
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I am crazy in love with my wife. We've known each other for 25 years and been married for 15 of those. We both work, have 4 kids and 4 grandkids. I love her more as time passes.
My wife really likes to shop. I can't mention or hint at reducing spending money to her. It causes a combination of a 2-3 day silent treatment and her talking to her self out loud about how awful I am. Lots of expletives and name calling in there. She has said that she knows she shops to much, but that's where it stops. She won't move forward in scheduling an appointment. I wrote down a few places on a sticky note for her. I was trying to help. That didn't go over well.
I WILL buy the socks. You cannot stand in my way. I don't need a therapist I have plenty of retail therapy.
This morning I was pairing socks. Like most people I hate it and so does she. I pair them and to most of the laundry. This morning I decided to count how many socks she has. She has 171 pairs. They span two drawers in her dresser. All socks are less than 5 years old, because she threw everything away and started over again with socks. I counted her T-shirts once (84) and got in a lot of trouble of that. I was honestly trying to help.
No I don't actually wear them. That's not the point.
I own 8 pairs of dress socks, 8 pairs of short ankle socks and 25 pairs of tube socks. My Mother-in-law has bought me packages of tube socks for Christmas over the years. I don't really like those types of socks, but I wear them if when I wear jeans. My MIL passed away 4 months ago, and I can't get rid of them without feeling disrepectful to her. I know I have a lot of socks as well.
I don't know how to mention it without upsetting her. She is aware that she has a problem and I don't want her to feel any more ashamed than she already does. I'm on the ASD spectrum. I am high functioning, but I have a bad habit of messing things up. I ask Google and over the past few years have begun to run AI queries to help me figure situations similar to this, but I still make a lot of mistakes. Would anyone be able to offer an opinion?
This is hilariously incompetent but "asking" Google or AI is terminally normie, he's not a real autist.
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weekdays. weekdays are monday through friday = M thru F = MtF.
today i was reading stories on the blue pages, i realized that transphobes dont really go after me bc they can't really tell im trans. im short and voice train, its by no means perfect but old bitches can't hear shit anyways. sometimes they've made transphobic comments, not to me or about me, but about trans stuff in general, like about dylan mulavaney for example. i think thats why no one really cares, phobes literally cant tell bc they're stupid and those that can are accepting.
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I walked 20 miles uphill both ways and now my knees hurt and I think it's lupus bc this has never happened before
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Drag and transgenderism was a big part of the Third Reich. Now their woke successors flood school libraries. pic.twitter.com/yE18P8ZKrp
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 27, 2024
transgenderism was invented by jews in weimar germany, the nazis burned down their institute
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Only pure blooded blue eyed scandinavian women should be considered white, all other women are just nigresses
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Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza pic.twitter.com/dAWgm21hxA
— AZResistπ΅ (@az_resist) April 27, 2024
So much videos on these Palestinian protests are on Twitter but few are mining the dramamine for them.
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Locked cause y'all couldn't behave
Canada's Winning Policies βHighly skilled foreign nationals, including international students, have been choosing Canada over America because it is difficult to gain H-1B status or permanent residence in the United States, and easy to work in temporary status and acquire permanent residence in Canada,β according to a National Foundation for American Policy analysis. βMore favorable immigration policies are a significant factor in Canada attracting international students, particularly students from India.β
What exactly are we winning here?
Not being a racist isn't good enough for you chud?
We need to halt immigration for at least 2 years. Miller is a complete idiot
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The 1st pic is from Reddit this year. 3 people to live in one room, no ACs, no tables. Walls likely unpainted since the days of Nehru.
— Adeptus Ailurophilus (@Ailurophile40K) April 27, 2024
SVFFERING BVILDS CHARACTERβ’ https://t.co/2gOvyU7cwC
@cyberdick how long did you stay in these 'rooms'?
Vishwagorilla moment
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One told if she has a lot of sexual partners that doesn't mean she is a whore Kazakhstan is a Muslim country and starting receiving strong islamisation of male population so they be fine
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- SuicideShill : skinner box
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Big tobacco wants to give you the illusion that you can control your smoking by quitting any time with the aid of gums/lozenges. This is false. They will tell you to choose gums based on your daily number of cigarettes and in most cases people revert back to smoking when they are very tensed and want a quick hit instead of a slow release.
Break the cycle.
If you are a smoker or you know someone who is trying to quit, here's what you need to do.
1. Find out how many cigarettes you smoke daily.
2. Find out the approximate strength of the nicotine gums suited for you.
3. Find the nicotine gum one strength higher than what is suited for you. If you smoke 7 cigarettes daily and are told to take 2mg nicotine gums, go for the 4mg ones (which are for people who smoke 20+ in a day)
Your body will react violently to this overload of nicotine. Remember how I said people want a quick fix and not a slow release. The avalanche of nicotine from a 4mg taken by someone who should be taking 2mg will be equivalent to that quick fix plus a lot more. You will get physically sick by that overstimulation. Which is the point. To make your body see nicotine as an unfriendly stimulator. Over time, you'll become more and more cautious when you should take another gum. You can't take it just after lunch, you might throw up. Same thing after cardio. Your mind craves it but your body rejects it, so neither your intake not your toleration will increase.
Start today:
Take 2 4mg gums together right now and report back in an hour.
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Shooting people is never the answer. Regardless of the reason. https://t.co/SsTIr2aJLd
— State Rep Candace Gibbons *Official* (@CandaceforNH) April 27, 2024