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Queercels for Palesteen
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>I have trauma around exposing my body and getting attention

>so I wear these skin tight dresses at metal :marseykvlt: concerts filled with men

!foidmoment

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https://twitter.com/DavidSacks/status/1784645178558763159

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R-slur makes r-slurred decisions. Loses car

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/consumer/article-13302555/auto-loans-debt-car-ownership.html

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https://twitter.com/ColumbiaSJP/status/1784021595062751310

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Those are early 20 year olds :marseybooba: it's over for zoomers
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your tax dollars hard at work

!thin

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Terfmommy names the fricking feminist :malefeminist:
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714295664943073.webp

:chudmuslim:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142956650474179.webp

:marseyzoomer: :marseydetective:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714295665171545.webp

What language is your handle name in deer :carpshapiro:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142956652528937.webp

:chuditsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714295665318055.webp

:marseyindiarentfree:

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PHALLUS REPORT, PRONTO!

!fellas !chads !besties How u sizin' up 2day??? hahahaa pls let me know!1!1!1!

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cat pronouns

how do i get my vet to stop misgendering my cat

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714322198641459.webp

does she look like a boy cat?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143221987860532.webp

should i start her on cat testosterone

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143222037041297.webp

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Softcore NSFW dump - Thomas Kinkade DeviantArt

What if Thomas Kinkade did weird DeviantArt smut? It might look a little something like this...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677936120129.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677937401733.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677939003038.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677940585258.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677942004547.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677943241954.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677944793334.webp

This fricking stud with his pompadour

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677951420968.webp :#marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677946443975.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714267794802471.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677949745653.webp

B roll and bloopers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677929731488.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142677931278694.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714267793282776.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714267793443523.webp

Most of these are made with uberRealisticPornMerge_urpmv13.

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SHIIDDDD!!!!

πŸ—£ πŸ“ πŸ”₯

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143365369740179.webp

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Infamous lost song "Everyone Knows That" found to actually be from an 80s porno

Finally the song that spread across the internet on places like tiktok and reddit has been found!

https://old.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7fxd/ekt_is_found_heavy_nsfw_warning/?sort=controversial

Normally that would be cause for celebration but it's a song originally used in a porno. Lament that the only way to hear the full version is with porn moaning and laugh at the r-slur who originally uploaded the clip thinking no one would find out.

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How are there involuntary fatties?

Losing fat is literally one of the simplest thing in the world. How are people still failing at it?

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Linux compared to BSD :marseygroomerfreebsd:. BSD neckbeards unable to refrain from posting :marseylongpost: (237 comments).
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new slur for trains + some more thinking about pretty privilege

weekdays. weekdays are monday through friday = M thru F = MtF.

today i was reading stories on the blue pages, i realized that transphobes dont really go after me bc they can't really tell im trans. im short and voice train, its by no means perfect but old bitches can't hear shit anyways. sometimes they've made transphobic comments, not to me or about me, but about trans stuff in general, like about dylan mulavaney for example. i think thats why no one really cares, phobes literally cant tell bc they're stupid and those that can are accepting.

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Gyros

Made this for lunch just now. I've tried getting the beef right for these darn things a bunch of different ways. Internet people have all sorts of ways they've tried to get it just like the restaurants, but the only one I've seen that looked like it would realistically work was this massive bearded greek dude shoving like 5 pounds of lamb shoulder onto two spits and throwing it on a charcoal grill. I'm just trying to make lunch here, though. I've tried to make a mini spit using the rotisserie attachment in my toaster oven, and that looked and smelled great, but the meat completely dried out and was nasty inside.

Other internet ideas were like to use ground meat and form a really tight meatloaf and bake it in the oven, then you can cut thin slices off it that look a lot like the gyro places, but it's lacking the super brown crispy outside you want.

This time I bought some really thin ribeye steaks (like less than 1/2") that people usually use to make carne asada. I figured with how thin they were I'd want the pan to be really fricking hot, so I did a test run with one of them with the heat cranked all the way up on my stove and a cast iron skillet. Darn near lit my kitchen on fire, like the oil in the pan actually just made a poof noise and burst into flames. The steak didn't get burned though, even with me moving it around in the pan to smother the fire. The steak was a perfect medium rare cooking it just one minute a side. Problem, though: medium rare steak is too chewy for sandwich or sandwich-adjacent preparations.

Finally, I marinated the rest of the steaks and cooked them with slightly less heat (although still enough that the pan was smoking up my kitchen) for 2 minutes a side. They're pretty well done, but perfect for a gyro because you can bite through the pieces so easily. Then I put this together and smashed the whole thing into my face. The end.

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I am crazy in love with my wife. We've known each other for 25 years and been married for 15 of those. We both work, have 4 kids and 4 grandkids. I love her more as time passes.

My wife really likes to shop. I can't mention or hint at reducing spending money to her. It causes a combination of a 2-3 day silent treatment and her talking to her self out loud about how awful I am. Lots of expletives and name calling in there. She has said that she knows she shops to much, but that's where it stops. She won't move forward in scheduling an appointment. I wrote down a few places on a sticky note for her. I was trying to help. That didn't go over well.

:!chadwomannordic: I WILL buy the socks. You cannot stand in my way. I don't need a therapist I have plenty of retail therapy.

This morning I was pairing socks. Like most people I hate it and so does she. I pair them and to most of the laundry. This morning I decided to count how many socks she has. She has 171 pairs. They span two drawers in her dresser. All socks are less than 5 years old, because she threw everything away and started over again with socks. I counted her T-shirts once (84) and got in a lot of trouble of that. I was honestly trying to help.

No I don't actually wear them. That's not the point. :!marseysockmlepgenocide:

I own 8 pairs of dress socks, 8 pairs of short ankle socks and 25 pairs of tube socks. My Mother-in-law has bought me packages of tube socks for Christmas over the years. I don't really like those types of socks, but I wear them if when I wear jeans. My MIL passed away 4 months ago, and I can't get rid of them without feeling disrepectful to her. I know I have a lot of socks as well.

I don't know how to mention it without upsetting her. She is aware that she has a problem and I don't want her to feel any more ashamed than she already does. I'm on the ASD spectrum. I am high functioning, but I have a bad habit of messing things up. I ask Google and over the past few years have begun to run AI queries to help me figure situations similar to this, but I still make a lot of mistakes. Would anyone be able to offer an opinion?

This is hilariously incompetent but "asking" Google or AI is terminally normie, he's not a real autist. :marseyindignant:

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