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I relapsed with self-harming

The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding :marseyslipperyslope: dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp :marseybackstabsjw: razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white :marseypolarbear: and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels :marseyvapecrying: like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

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Would you remove the "Distress signal device".? because this item is so fricking OP. (330)

I think you will know when another player uses it, plus there is probably a decent delay before their homie shows upIt's not for reviving I assume, only someone can join who wasn't in the raid originally.It's kind of the same as another pmc just walking up.It's stupid and slightly OP, but mostly just a gimmick yo help your friend get a found in raid quest item.Not game breaking (-59)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

This is a decent step. But you have to ADMIT that PvE is DLC. Because by definition it is. Especially because you do sell your games to US customers. And DLC HAS BEEN defined in US courts before: "DLC is 'extra game characters, levels, maps, screens, weapons, adventure scenarios' and the ability to play online, all of which enhance gameplay." Farley v. Gamestop Corp., No. 12-4734 (RBK/JS), 2013 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 111581, at *2 (D.N.J. Aug. 7, 2013). "Downloadable content refers to a wide variety of additional content that can be purchased, downloaded, and added to a video game to enhance its look and feel or provide additional interactive features to the game." Devine v. Bethesda Softworks, LLC, 636 F. Supp. 3d 564, 567 n.4 (D. Md. 2022).PvE fits both of these definitions. Admit that you were wrong. (156)

Oh frick off already please. (-46)

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Good enough for me ish (-3)

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Would you remove the "Distress signal device".? because this item is so fricking OP. (330)

Frick no ima use that shit to the max on shoreline ima get all my buddies to join in we gonna camp resort and get all our shit and make millions and get a bunch of red and green and blue cards then run over to labs and get all the LEDX I SO WANT WHEN I CALL MY CREW IN TO HELP SECURE THE VBAG WITH ME THEN WE GO BACK I TO LABS AND WE ROTATE WHO GETS A LEDX FROM EACH RAID. ONE RAID ILL GET ONE THEN ANOTHER ONE OF MY BUDDIES WILL AND WE WILL LOSD INTO SEPARATE RAIDS. IF ONE OF MY BUDDIES FINDS A LEDX IN HIS RAID ILL LEAVE MINE WINT MATTER CUZ ALL MY SHITS INSURED ANYWAYS AND THEN GET A KIT REAL FAST HAVE HIM CALL ME IN AND JOIN HIS RAID THEN HELP HIM EXTRACT AND WERE GONNA HAVE A WHOLE SQUAD OF PEOPLE WAY MORE PEOPLE THAN THE ANOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO SPAWNED INTO THE SERVER AND KEEP FARMIN THIS OVER AND OVER AND BECKME RICH AFFFFF AND THRN AFTER SLL THAT MOVE ONTO DOING THE SAME EXACT THING BUT GETTIN ALL THE ITEMS WE NEED FOR KAPPA!!! SO FRICK YALLS IMA USE EVERY LAST BIT OF WHAT I PAID FOR ... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

You would've got a lot more money if you just made PvE coop locally hosted like so many people wanted and put that in for every addition. There is a huge amount of people who like this style and type of gameplay but hate dealing with cheaters (which you low key support because you don't hardware ban and only ban accounts which allows them to buy it again) and prefer to only fight AI. Basically you would've gotten the influx of cash and praise from the people if you made this option available for all straight off the bat. You fricked it by wanting more, ya greedy son of a b-word. (1)

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Either take away the Mark of the Unhinged and the Distress Signal completely or lock them to PvE only. Never gonna play again while those exist in PvP. Also fix this buggy mess of a broken game before you think of adding new content and charging so much money for it. Tired of putting up with this shit. This is one of the worst most buggy games I've ever played in my life and it's crazy we're this deep into development and it's still this fricking rough. Better hurry the frick up because you're not the only game in the genre anymore. Your lunch is about to be eaten by someone else more capable and more caring for their customers. Quit focusing on cosmetic bullshit while your game is a broken mess of bugs and features that have never worked.edit: PvE mode sounds like absolute trash anyway. Replace PMCs with raiders/rogues with their absolutely atrocious "AI"? Nah. Sounds like total shit, no thanks. (2)

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The sexy Indian dude :marseychudindian: groomercord :marseydiscord: slayer :marseybateman: - Pastas to sleep to #2

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BRVTAL blackpill for ricecels

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Mfw I just killed :marseydead: another living :marseyzombie2: being
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Imagine sending your soldiers hold some land in swampy forest :marseythumbsup:

Edit: after checking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143298596795752.webp

I don't think there were any Russian there

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Jai bhim! 💙💪💙💪💙
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He's LITERALLY me

:#marseyme:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143475757338543.webp

Hey sub, Jester here!

Those who don't know me, I'm a Ukrainian mod of this subreddit, I live streamed on Reddit between 2020-2022 showcasing life in Kyiv, after the large scale invasion I've dedicated my time to supplying various units on the frontlines, as well as helping Ghostbusters project get off the ground, allowing us to take apart Russian tech and upgrade our capabilities through electronics and engineering (see my profile for more info).

As the topic suggests, a couple of weeks ago I got served a notice to update my military enlistment file and am now in the process of finishing my medical exam by 1st of May, after which I expect to join the Armed Forces of Ukraine if the doctors conclude I am fit to serve.

I might not be able to answer some questions for OPSEC/ privacy reasons but otherwise feel free to ask me anything.

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Video Essay Review: A quick rundown on accellerationism

Here is the review:

Note:

The first third of this video is shit. The middle is meh. The third part after the 25 minute mark is the best part of this video essay.

1. The video starts with Marx and his ideas. So you already know the ideas in the video are going to be trash.

2. Marx believed that free trade will destroy capitalism in time. - :marseyrofl:

3. Marx believed that capitalism will destroy itself in time. g-g-guys we have destroyed capitalism by letting it prosper and evolve into gigachad capitalism! We were right guys! :marseysal:

4. Capitalism hates the patriarchy. - maybe.

5. Useless word salad blah blah blah new Earth. Even the speaker mentioned that none of it made any sense.

6. We will break the capitalist barrier any century now guys! :marseysoyhype:

7. The world is going to become a new Earth as progress gets faster and faster. - agree

8. The people mentioned were doing drugs. Nobody is surprised.

9. I am skipping over the shitty Akira Mechanima in the middle of the video

10. The first 12 minutes can be skipped.

11. Accelerationism is deterritorialization. Deterritoiralization is the alteration and loss of identities. This makes sense.

12. Technology replaces everyday biological life and functions over time. I agree.

13. Man is not the center of what capitalism will create in the end. - possible

14. Capitalism will lead towards more and more international conflicts - disagree

15. Culture evolves at a logarithmic curve. - disagree. Culture wars occur every decade but it appears to have peaked at the speed of a decade at a time. Culture moves at the speed of humanity and there are greater limits than for technology.

16. Capitalism is a transcendent extra-dimensional AI trying to birth itself - Wrong. So far not a single AI has emerged that is smarter than a team of humans and beyond their comprehension. A bat isn't smarter than a human for being able to pick up different frequencies. Same is the case for specialized AI.

17. Capitalism is AI - Makes sense actually. As an end product a capitalist system needs to exist for the entities within it. AI is a capitalist society creating its own entities to serve the system and grow it. It is one of the possible end points.

18. Capitalism and AI are the same thing. - Maybe

19. Is humanity still behind the wheel anymore? - Yes it is.

20. Personal opinion - a lot of what these types of people ignore is that humans are evolving too currently, and that humans of the 21st century already have an extreme adaptability ability in place. At 8 billion plus humans you have the required diversity to have a subset of the population adapt to an AI based future as well.

21. As all leftist druggie thinkers who survive the experience, this dude also became right wing over time. ( Waiting for Stephan King to also do the shift soon )

22. University is the center of the educational apparatus of society in the 20th century. - agree

23. Democracy is doomed and doom itself. - disagree.

24. Break all nation states down into thousands of micronations run by corporations. - very r-slurred idea

25. You can choose which one to move to and live under whose rules. - sounds a little less r-slurred

26. Twitter shitposting as enlightened intelligence. - This video essay is r-slurred and has wasted time of my life that I will never get back.

27. Intelligence production as humanity's duty. - I like this ideal.

28. Difference between Artificial intelligence and artificial consciousness. - I like this concept. It's an interesting thought exercise. I think this is the most worthwhile part of the video around 25:24 mark.

29. Capitalism always wins game theory. - Heck yeah it does! USA! USA! USA!

30. Good Zizek bit about how capitalism's end limit is never reached and instead it keeps getting more and more powerful. - Chad segment

31. Protective capitalism - sounds good. This is probably where humanity in practice actually is.

32. Capitalism will return to feudalism. - wrong. Disagree. The very nature of feudalism is why it was replaced by capitalism. No system will willingly return to a worse system even with a new coat of paint.

33. Some spooky ghost exists outside of capitalism. - disagree

34. Describes multiple types of accelerationism. - this is interesting.

35. Leftist accelerationisn - capitalism is trying to get back to feudalism. - I disagree with this one. Capitalism in any form is automatically better than Feudalism. So there is no net positive reason to return to it. Feudalism cannot maintain 2% permanent long term growth.

36. Zero accelerationism - Sees capitalism as locking into one way of existing and continuously changing to keep that system alive and stable and stagnant. The US could be argued to be in a state of Zero accelerationinsm forever doing whatever it takes to maintain 2% growth. Politically nothing changes. I disagree with this idea because obviously politically things have changed but in a way that feels like nothing has changed. It will likely be another two to three centuries before a better system than modern day capitalism emerges.

37. Xeno feminism - Machine gives birth to children. I like this idea. Not requiring women for having kids seems like a good time. Those who want a legacy don't need to hold on to a foid any longer. I am with the radical feminists on this one. :marseytrain2:s lead tech matches with the ideas that one might find in Xeno feminism.

38. Gender accelerationism. Capital and gender accelerate. As per Gender accelerationism, :marseytrain2:s women are the cutting edge peak of human gender, going beyond where biological limits of gender end. This one sounds the most realistic and matching with where the US is today.

39. Unconditional accelerationism. Self explanatory. Accelerationism go brrr.

40. _/acc accelerationism. We aren't controlling the process of how the world is changing. The world is changing and we are simply in for the ride. There is no human at the drivers seat. I think this is partly true. Taking into account how humanity is mostly reacting to world events rather than orchestrating them. Like a super advanced ant colony.

41. Accelerating nihilism to its ultimate conclusions. Stagnation of cultural capital.

42. Capitalism doesn't just break down human relations, but replaces them with new human relations and modes of conduct between people. Humans are indispensible to the system of capitalism. - this makes sense to me.

43. We can see the creator of this videos face. He looks exactly what one would expect. I bet he is an rdrama user.

44. Do accelerationists just want to collapse society? Not really. I disagree up to the point that all wannabe accelerationists want society to collapse under its inability to keep up. I call this group of accelerationists incel accelerationinsts or left-behind accelerationists. Those who despise that they couldn't keep up with the changing system so now want everybody to fail.

45. Accelerationism is not about what we should do. It's about what is happening.

Conclusion:

The video was three times longer than it needed to be. The first two thirds were a bore to get through. The last third was the most interesting part. The primary point of the video is just to explain what accelerationism is, its sub types, and that we are possibly going through accelerationism today, how capitalism might or may not destroy itself, and the initial and famous people involved with the school of thought about accelerationism.

I want 35 minutes of my life back.

5.5/10 Video quality.

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rDrama music :marseysoypoint:
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Youtube rec false prophets update: NOW THE NORSE GODS ARE SENDING ME MESSAGES

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142792158464913.webp

:marseyno:

usually these "messages" are from christian themed charismatics, so this is different!

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Ali Dawah posts video with his wife as a cohost- but she must use a whiteboard and be off-camera

https://old.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/1c8qf73/muslim_preacher_ali_dawah_does_not_allow_his_wife/?sort=controversial

I'm sure this guy has been around awhile or awhile enough but I saw this whiteboard clip and what the heck?

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BASED SMOTRICH AND BEN GVIR

Holy shit I know they're absolute r-slurs but how are they the only ones doing what needs to be done?

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Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant
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