!animalposters I love how they can't tell the difference between a moving train and a TV.

Adorable little dumbfricks

Holy heck! He might be a security guard not sure but this filled me with so much joy that I can be running on this joy for a year.

The people laughing in the background

!chuds !anticommunists

https://rdrama.net/post/191312/while-we-wait-for-the-fix

https://rdrama.net/post/191311

Thanks everyone for your patience! I have sacrificed my place amongst my fellow entrants to judge and along with assistance fellow volunteer judges @HeyMoon and @Ninjjer, we have finally finished what the fish could not and we're pleased to announce the winners of the rDrama Fanfiction Contest!

Winners:

1st place $15000mb - @Pibbles - Bardy's House of Horrors

2nd place $10000mb - @JoyceCarolOates - Garry's Anatomy

3rd place $5000mb - @SexyFartMan69 - C.A.R.P.

Honorable mentions $2000mb:

+ Funniest - @911roofer - 911ROOFER'S SUBMISSION

+ Most Erotic - @StarSix - A night with Marsey

+ Most Violent - @sealkey_kong - The Black Swan of Garland

+ Best Writing - @Lappland - Lappland's Submission

+ Best Unfinished - @Bruhfunny_Thrall - The Tyranny of King Antichud

+ Best Audio Version - @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE - Dwhite Dynamite's Submission

Thank you to everyone who participated! It was a pain in the butt to track down all the entries outside of the main thread so if I somehow missed yours and you failed to get a badge, DM me!

!bookworms

!chuds Contact me for tips on creating a superior rdrama viewing experience

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1784004678553940113

The problem with “Great Replacement Theory” is that it fails to address the foundational issue of low birth rates.

Record low birth rates are leading to population collapse in Europe and even faster population collapse in most of Asia. Immigration is low in Asia, so there is no… https://t.co/ddGM5R6vWh

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2024

Sneed:

In this exchange, two guys go back and forth for about 5 days .

https://old.reddit.com/r/davidfosterwallace/comments/1c1dxru/it_is_know_that_david_really_liked_a_lot_of_tv/kz3trlv/?context=8&sort=controversial

/u/CrustyForSkin posts in /r/Lacan, /r/therapists, /r/JoeRoegan

/u/Mynaa-Miesnowan posts in /r/Nietzsche, /r/Jung and /r/Awakened

!kino !fellas . Discuss.

Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceklyc/welp_my_husband_brought_his_first_dog_home_to_stay/?sort=controversial

Hickory is home! After a decent introduction to Honey, we took him home. Honey was only slightly annoying to him as she yodeled loudly in his face for the first 30 minutes she met him. So, here he is! Hickory the Hippo!

Some of the typical comments:

Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! 🧡💙

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He's beautiful I love him 🥰❤️ congratulations!

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Honey still seems displeased.

Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.

>tfw your dipshit owner brings home another pibble

Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceprr6/that_was_horribly_shortlived_and_i_feel_horrible/?sort=controversial

Hickory bit honey. I had just gone into my bedroom to take a nap. My husband and two sons were in the living room with the dogs. The dogs were fine. Then my daughter came home. Honey immediately ran to greet her, as did Hickory. The next thing I heard was a dog screaming and my husband screaming, “NO!! NO!! STOP!!” I ran out, and Hickory had Honey by the head. Right as I got to them, he shook her. I put pressure behind his jaw and he immediately let go of her and backed away. I had both dogs by the collar and told my husband to take Hickory to another part of the house away from Honey while I assessed her wounds. Two punctures on her ear lobe, and a puncture on her cheek. We called the vet and got instructions to care for her. The dogs are separated in different areas of the house, with strict instructions about who is to play with him, because we have a 5 year old child who is obsessed with him. We are flabbergasted. The meet and greet with them went well. We contacted a friend of ours who runs a pit rescue. We DO NOT want to take him back to the kill shelter. I fricking feel HORRIBLE. I feel like I failed Hickory, Honey, my family, and the shelter. I'm literally sick about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Both dogs were on leashes. Unfortunately, they both ran to see my daughter at the same time, and I'm guessing the poor guy was just overstimulated . He is NOT a bad boy. He is a sweet, sweet guy. I've been in contact with my vet and some friends who do rescue. One is a veterinarian that specifically does pibbles. Humphrey had a hard time at first, too. He was terrified and reactive to men. It took a lot of work, but he did fine. We currently have the dogs in separate halves of the house. They can see and hear each other, but can't get to each other.

He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit

If you can't reasonably keep them separated for a bit, then for everyone's safety, return to the shelter but please do not tell them about the bite because it'll be an instant death sentence. Just say your dog wasn't getting along with him and it wasn't a good fit.

GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway

OP, is your Husband the one who's had most of the interactions with Hickory, or are You the one? Because it may have been a relatively "simple" matter (although ADMITTEDLY Terrifying!) matter of resource guarding.💖 Both dogs were FINE, and doing reasonably well together UNTIL your Daughter walked in. She was a NEW human, and therefore a NEW resource for both dogs. He wanted the resource (remember, he hasn't HAD many resources to call his OWN in who knows how long, living in a shelter!💖), and he was trying to protect that resource (even though the resource was your DAUGHTER!), from Honey. Work with your vet, work with your friend who's been with the rescue, AND see if there's anyone GOOD locally, who works in Behavior, who you guys can tap in for advice!💝 You're very much still in that FIRST Three, of the 3-3-3 rule, correct? For now, YES, ABSOLUTELY keep the kids away unless you're next to them, keep the dogs separate but able to see/smell & get used to each other, and then take it slowly and assess each step!💖 This MAY be a deal-breaker, OR it may be a simple blip. Time, patience, and careful observation will tell you which one it truly is!

I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other

Bonus Post

The same foid's previous (now deceased) pibble, chilling next to her baby. Just to give you an idea of how foidbrained this foid really is

20%-40% of American Jews are Hebrew proficient. American Jews (groups of them) can always reach out to people to spellcheck.

Pesach platter is a basic symbol, not advanced Hebrew. Vowels are wrong. Consonants are not flipped, but wrong direction.

By hand.

This was not Jews. pic.twitter.com/ES6WHxuevi

— Daniel 🎗️ (@Danielxrk) April 27, 2024

!male feminists theme song

Norm Finkelstein cautions students at Columbia against using “from the river to the sea” chants so they can maximize their impact by not causing controversy.

You can probably guess how the clip ends. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/lo2fecRMLs

— Hutch (@hutchinson) April 26, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ceqrb7/the_hypocrisy_is_too_blatant/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cel2y9/they_just_changed_2_skins_why_are_you_so_butthurt/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ceefp3/remember_when_the_consequence_of_your_game_having/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cep5fp/stellar_blade_creator_states_toning_down/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cejplt/goals_send_a_letter_to_sony_interactive/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cemndw/mods_censoring_for_even_mentioning_the_original/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ceqpab/how_did_baldurs_gate_3_survive_sony_uncensored/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cepowt/vara_dark_reports_a_very_weird_bot_attack_on_her/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ceopdc/i_found_the_only_uncensored_outfit_in_stellar/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1cedlaf/splash_damage_episode_109_stellar_blade_devs/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ce9kpn/whatever_you_make_of_the_controversy_shift_up_is/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ce1paw/censorship_reminder_that_as_of_2018_developers/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ce75wc/journ?sort=controversial*list_attacks_shift_up_director/

These are literally just the top 13 threads on the sub, as of posting. That's why there's a random 40k thread in there.

Yes I know it's low effort but it's Shabbos, I'm resting.

Finally the song that spread across the internet on places like tiktok and reddit has been found!

https://old.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7fxd/ekt_is_found_heavy_nsfw_warning/?sort=controversial

Normally that would be cause for celebration but it's a song originally used in a porno. Lament that the only way to hear the full version is with porn moaning and laugh at the r-slur who originally uploaded the clip thinking no one would find out.

Big tobacco wants to give you the illusion that you can control your smoking by quitting any time with the aid of gums/lozenges. This is false. They will tell you to choose gums based on your daily number of cigarettes and in most cases people revert back to smoking when they are very tensed and want a quick hit instead of a slow release.

Break the cycle.

If you are a smoker or you know someone who is trying to quit, here's what you need to do.

1. Find out how many cigarettes you smoke daily.

2. Find out the approximate strength of the nicotine gums suited for you.

3. Find the nicotine gum one strength higher than what is suited for you. If you smoke 7 cigarettes daily and are told to take 2mg nicotine gums, go for the 4mg ones (which are for people who smoke 20+ in a day)

Your body will react violently to this overload of nicotine. Remember how I said people want a quick fix and not a slow release. The avalanche of nicotine from a 4mg taken by someone who should be taking 2mg will be equivalent to that quick fix plus a lot more. You will get physically sick by that overstimulation. Which is the point. To make your body see nicotine as an unfriendly stimulator. Over time, you'll become more and more cautious when you should take another gum. You can't take it just after lunch, you might throw up. Same thing after cardio. Your mind craves it but your body rejects it, so neither your intake not your toleration will increase.

Start today:

Take 2 4mg gums together right now and report back in an hour.

!nicotine !r-slurs

how do i get my vet to stop misgendering my cat

does she look like a boy cat?

should i start her on cat testosterone

It took $1.7 million to build a public toilet in San Francisco.

After a scandal, someone from Nevada volunteered to do the installation for $140K, but the city didn't know if it could accept because Nevada was one of the 30 states it was boycotting over LGBT. pic.twitter.com/MUYQrpLOVn

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) April 28, 2024

Locked cause y'all couldn't behave

https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1cenmip/indians_immigrate_to_canada_in_record_numbers/l1jrr7k/?context=8&sort=controversial

Canada's Winning Policies “Highly skilled foreign nationals, including international students, have been choosing Canada over America because it is difficult to gain H-1B status or permanent residence in the United States, and easy to work in temporary status and acquire permanent residence in Canada,” according to a National Foundation for American Policy analysis. “More favorable immigration policies are a significant factor in Canada attracting international students, particularly students from India.”

What exactly are we winning here?

Not being a racist isn't good enough for you chud?

https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1cenmip/indians_immigrate_to_canada_in_record_numbers/l1k1phm/?context=8&sort=controversial

We need to halt immigration for at least 2 years. Miller is a complete idiot

https://twitter.com/MAstronomers/status/1784087293843620039