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I told my psychologist :marseydrkatz: about my inceldom

She told me I should :marseynorm: focus on my studies for now, and that I'm still young. It didn't really :marseythinkorino2: help and I've got serious :marseysnoomask: urges to cut because I'm so depressed. I hate my life.

Sorry for all the circumcision posts. I'll stop now.

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bottom :marseylong3: text

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That's the Way it Is - Celine Dion
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Refresh

Use Vagisil

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtcHkvMuu9ls2xG/giphy.webp

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Cyclist drives like he's in a tank

For a low effort post, not even going to spam my followers with this

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:marseywholesome: :marseyhomofascist:
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Fever dream tanzanite video

!soyteens

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So Fetch
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What the heck.

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Think like a doctor #number answer

Answer was quite simple after saying the patient was incorrect about denials. She forgot she had recently gotten a flu shot and Covid booster. Checked her vaccination record because EMR stated she had these done concurrently, left the examination room to confirm dates and lined up. This led to acute lymphadenopathy of her right armpit. Patient was able to RTC 7 days later with full reduction and deemed just an adverse side effect of the vaccinations. Patient never returned but was seen by sister hospital alive and well for her yearly physical. That was WNR for everything.

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How to eat healthy :marseycarrots: at restaurants

You can't avoid :marseynope: it, sooner or later :marseywave2: someone is going :marseysalmaid: to want to take you to eat out, but there's things you can do to not eat more than you should.

  • Drink :marseycoconut: tons of water! This will leave :marseypeaceout: less room in your stomach for your inevitable high-calorie meal.

  • Depending on who you're with/what you'll be able to get away with, push aside 1/2 of your meal and have the waitress box it up for you. (You can just throw :marseyrejecthug: it out later.)

  • Make a comment :marseysoypointtrips: about how the last time you ate there :marseycheerup: was some ligament in it so maybe you'll have a salad or something.

  • Salads though!! They're full of nasty :marseywouldnt: calories in restaurants. Avoid :marseynope: salads with fried :marseykfc: chicken, lots of cheese, and always ask for dressing on the side.

  • Never :marseyitsover: get the House :marseyvampirecrusader: Dressing, Ranch Dressing, or Thousand Island.

  • Lastly, if you're at a restaurant with "dessert people", get a more substantial meal. (If you are getting a salad or grilled chicken :marseyblackcock: or add a side.) You just have to make sure that everyone :marseynorm: sees you eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: for it to be reasonable that you don't have room for dessert.

!thin !vegana

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:capysoutherner: :!seethejak:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1791379719906083077

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:#marseychuddance:

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Internet Historian is a Nazi - YouTube
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