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Bong Defence Lawyer :marseygrouns: does his job, Is fined.
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Europe - The Final Countdown
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:#marseychuddance:

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Give me some tips to reduce my hunger.

I like eating a lot but don't want to gain weight. I have to exercise a lot to maintain my current healthy weight.

:#marseypopcorn: :#marseyramen: :#marseyeatingbeans:

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Sub Urban - Bandit

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

Tease me

Lady mirage does seem to tease me

But if that black blizzard should sleeve that eventide horizon

Don't invite me inside, when I'm at your door, you'll know

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo 'bove my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo above my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

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Exactly. There's a point where I feel like if you play the Imperium you need to be willing to just lean in to the fact that you're knowingly playing as the faction that's on the wrong side of history instead of trying to contort yourself into a pretzel trying to justify them.

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He upmarseys me sometimes and I like that :marseythumbsup:

Yayyy upmarseys :marseyupmarsey:

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!tmz

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Abraham lincoln won a presidential election in civil-war-torn America in 1864, and fdr secured his fourth term in 1944 while American troops were in action across the globe. Winston Churchill, by contrast, avoided the electorate until the war in Europe was over in 1945, at which point he was turfed out.

:marseysoutherner:

Ukraine's constitution is confusing. Article 103 states that the president is elected for a five-year term; but Article 108 says that he or she exercises power until a new president is inaugurated. A longstanding law (though not a constitutional provision) says that elections cannot be held when martial law is in force, as it has been in Ukraine since Russia began its full-scale invasion in February 2022.

I love how they ignoring that martial laws ends on 19 May and that Ukraine is parliamentary country where parliament has more power and there should been parliament election in October or November 2023 and now parliament can't prolong the martial laws that they extended for 3 months in February because Parliament lost its power in March. So ignore that detail that doesn't suit them.

As the war drags on, Mr Zelensky's popularity will be tested further. Already his star power is waning. Some Ukrainians wonder if a different leader could have fought more effectively, or found a way to negotiate some kind of peace. The president insists his aim is still to recover all of Ukraine's lost land, which seems unachievable. The government is under fire for alleged corruption and the centralisation of power in the hands of a tiny circle. It has bungled the mobilisation of fresh troops: many front-line units are down to 70% or so of their strength. After a long delay, a new conscription law is in place, but it will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefield.

It's hilarious how they trying to end every paragraph with a positive note :soyjakwow:

Khohols don't want to fight the mobilisation is their 24/7 whole year. Sending men more notes won't fix it. All who wanted to fight already joined the army. You don't see men returning from west to blast their bussy for Zelenskyy. And 70% soldiers are saying they will leave Ukraine after this conflict ends. Yet homosexual end the pragraph with “it will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefield” like it ever will be felt.

Ukraine should be able to resist, and in the coming months it will be bolstered by a new package of military and financial aid approved by America's Congress in April. But still, Mr Zelensky needs to address rather than evade the questions raised by the end of his formal presidential term. He should acknowledge that he needs eventually to hold an election, and lay out plans for how one might be organised. It will be hard: Russia will doubtless bar voting in areas it occupies and bomb polling booths in areas it doesn't. But a country as ingenious as Ukraine can surely find ways to give its people a proper say in how they are governed. One of the many reasons why they don't want to be swallowed by Russia is that Russians under Mr Putin have no such choice. Rather than suspend democracy indefinitely, Mr Zelensky should lay out plans to strengthen it. ■

Ukraine already getting help, they launched couple hundreds ATACMS since February when they didn't had officially aid but Biden “secretly” pushed it. So there won't be any wunderwaffel. This bs is more pathetic than epic spring counteroffensive and leopards. Khohols are saying they preparing new counteroffensive for 2027. By that time they won't have any men left. Zelenskyy told by lowering age from 27 to 25 he will mobilise 300k while there literally ain't that many men in Ukraine in that age barracks and age Barack 18-20/21 don't exist anymore since people were underage 2 years ago and left the country. So even if he lowers to 18 there won't be 300k to mobilise

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[🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘] I can't wait for the new AC

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Ya'll racist as frick. (-48)

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So the joke is just racism? (-52)

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I don't know why you guys think that the premise described is outlandish. That's literally just Yasuke.Edit to add: Oh you sweet summer children. I thought we all liked facts and logic?Yasuke was a real dude. Did some cool stuff. I don't know why your first impulse is to downvote a neat historical figure. (-44)

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The assassin is a master of disguise! That hangs around the only black man in all of Japan. Whooooooo could this assassin be, I wonder. Sorry, shitty plot is shitty plot. No culture war here. (2)

Darn ! what a brilliant comeback !but id like it the other way around :The assassin is a master of disguise! that hangs around the only WHITE man in all of japan !WHOOOOOOO could this assassin be, I wonder.(its not like the assassin cant stop hanging with him 24/24h or that the enemy cant instantly know who the "anonymous master of disguise" is hanging with even without an intel or that they work separately or the reality that the assassin could blend anyway or find a disguise for his buddy so it wouldn't even matter but what am i even talking about i didnt even read anything about the game in the first place and im coming from a Twitter post made by a man-child screaming WIST HAS FALLIN ! )"B... bu...but noooooo ! its game logic and game writing you stooooopid uncultured shmuk who would care for sush a minor detail ! its all because WYT MAN BAD you filthy **** you are destroying western entertainment!"Yep , probably what we will be hearing from the "other side" , just the same argu... (1)

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Pandering to whom?And you'd have to explain the hypocrisy of including a notable historical figure who was really there. (1)

Pandering to the "woke" crowd and "minorities."And the hypocrisy lies not in including a guy that was there, but in the fact any and every time there's been a white character being portrayed where you wouldn't expect them, the same people who get up in arms are the ones that act like anyone who criticizes the same thing with a non white character is a racist and stupid etc.You used the mermaid as an example, let's go with that. First off, just write a new character into the same universe and boom, you take away any argument people have against it. It's not Ariel, it's her sister or some shit. But they changed an established character, people didn't like it, they're condemned as racists and ignorant and "it's a fictional mermaid why do you care."But I can promise you, do the same thing in reverse, let's say making Blade white, and those same exact people saying it doesn't matter you racist etc would be crying whitewash from the mountaintop. (2)

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yea just like you fricking weirdos complained about how you couldnt blend in ac valhalla because youre a fricking viking oh waitnone of you complained about it then. I wonder what the difference is this time? (3)

Same people that you wouldn't hear a word when nioh 1 came out. I hate this type of racism because it's concealed and it shows up in nasty ways I'd rather have someone just bluntly be racist than go and pull 13 random excuses outta they asses just so they can hate on a black man being the main chracter (3)

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10 more holes to go :pepemoney#:

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Friday night drunk thread

Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid :marseyshrug: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:

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I claim this hole in the name of !karaboga
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User @houellebecq in janny :marseyidio3rentfree: cord despite :marseybipocattentionseeker: not being a janny, curious :marseysuspicious:

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I seriously don't understand. I match people on tinder, get on their snap. Conversation is going great, a day later no more replies. Unfriended, no responses, stuck on sent. This has happened like 20x in the last 3 months. Why are people like this? I would never unfriend someone if I was acting like I had a good time. It's just so bizarre to me.

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Tunes to boozecruise to :marseyjam:
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Queen shit.
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