Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid

!tmz

I was gonna defend the cyclist and then the video continued pic.twitter.com/KZQuVyqT0f

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2024

For a low effort post, not even going to spam my followers with this

The OP is a woman. Didn't even finish reading the post, nor any of the replies. Just wanted to point out this sentence:

WE built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot.

Ah yes I'm sure you built it yourselves. Having a crew come do it on a saturday for you doesn't mean you did shit, nor should you say we if your husband did it over a period of weeks etc.

The annoying post:

We built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot. We come home and there are bicycles blocking our driveway and about a dozen kids playing on it.

Bikes blocking the driveway is annoying but I'm a million percent sure she's exaggerating the number and placement of said bikes.

I wouldn't mind if it was a once in a while thing but it's everyday until after sundown. I can't even enjoy hanging out in my backyard because of all the screaming. I want to build a fence but my husband thinks it would seem “unneighborly”, especially since some of the parents have told us how much their kids like our playset.

Edit: wow I didn't expect this to blow up. Just to clarify (because I'm seeing this come up a lot): the rest of the neighbors have a very open “come over and play whenever” policy so the neighborhood kids are used to that. However the other playsets are relatively small so they don't get a big group of kids hanging out at one of them constantly.

Wow I didn't expect this to blow up

Our son is 2 so he doesn't go out without supervision, and we (the parents) just didn't feel comfortable playing in other people's playsets without the owners there.

Don't live in suburbia I guess if you don't want kids in your yard constantly. Also, building a big playset for your two year old, much bigger than the other parents' sets. Had to thrown in how theirs is better than the rest in the neighborhood. I hate reddit and regret checking it.

Technology has gone too far pic.twitter.com/CRJjymZBy4

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2024

Use Vagisil

Many suspect this was done to facilitate trade ties with their advanced Western neighbours.

!kurwa discuss.

get rollin

1-vivienne

2-rhys

3-isabella

4-ezria

5-kresh

6-akiko

7-rocul

8-sophie

9-Liam

dubs- matilda( )

trips- Theo r*pes your tight bussy

or frick it and go with the slayer

(reddit link incase the image is hard to read) https://old.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/1crx6w6/chomr_find_your_vampire_patron/?sort=controversial

Updated yesterday via a 3rd party play store front end and the app has not given me 1 notification since. Not one. Uninstall and reinstalled via gplay, disabled battery bullshit, turned off my pc, nothing fixes it.

We need to

Some groomercord devs until they fricking admit the issue exists. 8 years this bug has existed and never once have they even addressed it

Edit: After un and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE installing it 3 times it works. I think it's because I deleted all data from it before reinstalling last time

And there is much to lose, they claim, when the peepee ditches its hood, not the least of which is sexual satisfaction. Though research in this area has yielded inconsistent results, Denniston, for one, has no doubt that the foreskin contains tissue with erogenous properties.

In particular, an area called the “ridged band,” the wrinkly skin at the end of the foreskin, is loaded with nerve endings that are stimulated by motion during intercourse or masturbation. If a man is circumcised as an infant, says Denniston, he has been robbed of sensitivity without his consent.

“The ridged band is important for sexual joy. No one has a right to take that away from someone.”

The foreskin also protects a man's female sexual partners, says Denniston. First, an intact peepee glides in the foreskin during intercourse, reducing friction. Second, the exposed glans of a circumcised peepee becomes coarser over time, a process known as keratinization, and is more abrasive to the internal mucous membrane of the vagina.

“You take the foreskin away and let the glans callus and you end up irritating the heck out of the vaginal mucosa,” says Denniston. “Everyone in the US uses lubricants because the basic function of sexual intercourse has been disrupted.”

!soyteens

Why are so many 29 yr old boss girls from Tiktok having public meltdowns about failing to find a man? pic.twitter.com/MaXY1yLKZG

— Richard Cooper (@Rich_Cooper) May 17, 2024

I'm drunk, I want to rewatch Team America: World Police and I cbf fricking around with torrents ( )

Pls help

African-American man was arrested in Osaka for attacking a 64-year-old man and robbing him. His passport was found at the scene, which helped police track him down. He's also being charged for sexually assaulting a woman. pic.twitter.com/XkuSIQ3Jc3

— Asian Dawn (@AsianDawn4) May 17, 2024

right now he's also doing a worst board games ever bracket