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Ya'll racist as frick. (-48)

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So the joke is just racism? (-52)

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I don't know why you guys think that the premise described is outlandish. That's literally just Yasuke.Edit to add: Oh you sweet summer children. I thought we all liked facts and logic?Yasuke was a real dude. Did some cool stuff. I don't know why your first impulse is to downvote a neat historical figure. (-44)

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The assassin is a master of disguise! That hangs around the only black man in all of Japan. Whooooooo could this assassin be, I wonder. Sorry, shitty plot is shitty plot. No culture war here. (2)

Darn ! what a brilliant comeback !but id like it the other way around :The assassin is a master of disguise! that hangs around the only WHITE man in all of japan !WHOOOOOOO could this assassin be, I wonder.(its not like the assassin cant stop hanging with him 24/24h or that the enemy cant instantly know who the "anonymous master of disguise" is hanging with even without an intel or that they work separately or the reality that the assassin could blend anyway or find a disguise for his buddy so it wouldn't even matter but what am i even talking about i didnt even read anything about the game in the first place and im coming from a Twitter post made by a man-child screaming WIST HAS FALLIN ! )"B... bu...but noooooo ! its game logic and game writing you stooooopid uncultured shmuk who would care for sush a minor detail ! its all because WYT MAN BAD you filthy **** you are destroying western entertainment!"Yep , probably what we will be hearing from the "other side" , just the same argu... (1)

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Pandering to whom?And you'd have to explain the hypocrisy of including a notable historical figure who was really there. (1)

Pandering to the "woke" crowd and "minorities."And the hypocrisy lies not in including a guy that was there, but in the fact any and every time there's been a white character being portrayed where you wouldn't expect them, the same people who get up in arms are the ones that act like anyone who criticizes the same thing with a non white character is a racist and stupid etc.You used the mermaid as an example, let's go with that. First off, just write a new character into the same universe and boom, you take away any argument people have against it. It's not Ariel, it's her sister or some shit. But they changed an established character, people didn't like it, they're condemned as racists and ignorant and "it's a fictional mermaid why do you care."But I can promise you, do the same thing in reverse, let's say making Blade white, and those same exact people saying it doesn't matter you racist etc would be crying whitewash from the mountaintop. (2)

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yea just like you fricking weirdos complained about how you couldnt blend in ac valhalla because youre a fricking viking oh waitnone of you complained about it then. I wonder what the difference is this time? (3)

Same people that you wouldn't hear a word when nioh 1 came out. I hate this type of racism because it's concealed and it shows up in nasty ways I'd rather have someone just bluntly be racist than go and pull 13 random excuses outta they asses just so they can hate on a black man being the main chracter (3)

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Consultations on a bilateral agreement to ease travel between the nations will begin in June. India is "at the final stage of internal state coordination", says Nikita Kondratyev, Russian Minister. (RT) pic.twitter.com/xU0g3g41CU

— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) May 17, 2024

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There are anti-communist protests happening within “Bloxburg” which is a game on Roblox.

Let’s break it down.

So essentially, it’s your child’s responsibility to keep their character alive in this game— think Sims or a Tomagachi. These characters used to be able to get jobs…

— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) May 16, 2024

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Vilify stars like a nihilist

Cannot win them all (they might just)

Mistake jealousy for judging one's taste

Praising sarcophagus, art's sake

Diamond in the rough

Juggernaut faces wilt and decay

I know by and by, I'll be replaced

But before I reach that event in time

I'll rearrange your

Common sense don't

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Because I'm probably not on your side

Don't think about it, you're making a change

The world's a better

And if your talent consists of "do-re's"

I'd ask you kindly

Preachers cherry-pick gossip like violets

Vilify stars like a nihilist

Cannot win them all (they might just)

Mistake jealousy for judging one's taste

Praising sarcophagus, art's sake

Diamond in the rough

Juggernaut faces wilt and decay

I know by and by, I'll be replaced

But before I reach that event in time

I'll rearrange your