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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-18 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Alimony should be removed from divorce /r/unpopularopinion (5M)67%1724
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘AITAH for holding my mom responsible for my child's death?/r/AITAH (2M)56%790
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why Yasuke was a Samurai [Compilation]/r/assassinscreed (698K)66%1001
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Hasan on why Johnny Somali is racist against the Japanese/r/LivestreamFail (3M)59%790
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Let's Not Pretend We're Mad the New Assassin's Creed Shadows Samura.../r/assassinscreed (698K)61%828
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I have $50k saved at 18, not a dime inherited. AMA/r/AMA (949K)64%616
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘A Cool Guide to the 3 ADHD Types/r/coolguides (5M)66%527
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I'm really tired of complains about Mistlands. Don't you?/r/valheim (495K)54%360

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘First images of Yasuke as the Samurai in the new AC game/r/GeeksG*mersCommunity (12K)55%125
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘She got pregnant on purpose/r/7LittleJohnstons (11K)50%88
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone else find it odd how she is acting like skimpy bikini shots .../r/xandrasnark (4K)51%25
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Is buying a house worth it if you're gay with no kids?/r/BayAreaRealEstate (17K)47%101
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Been wanting a hatchet man tat for bare time. /r/juggalo (28K)56%167
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Why?/r/TorontoDriving (35K)57%192
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Are people “genuinely” mad about the 1-2-3 combo button?/r/ffxivdiscussion (38K)49%161
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Leaving Public Mobile after 10 years/r/PublicMobile (7K)52%30

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Hi

:#marseywave2:

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I know some subreddits block you without a minimum karma. Do some subreddits shadowban by default or etc? Should I age the account a bit or just create a new one and start posting?

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:marseyheart:
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Frick this hole

Right in the kitty

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do you agree with what katy did?

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Bambie Thug - Bye Boy

Haha

You can't keep me down, I'ma thrive, watch me live

Me, oh my, I survived all your shit

I won't compromise on my life for no peepee

Go and get some game, I'm not playing with a glitch

Frick your daddy issues, trigger trauma in your brain

Stay out of my slip stream, we are not the same

You're old meat, I'm eatin' other prey

Avoiding you, I'd rather put my kitty through the plague

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Your ego's way too big for your head

I'm not tryna make amends, we're not breaking no bread

But I'll give you some advice for the future ahead

You should learn to use your tongue since you're average in bed

I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a prime rib specimen, rare beef venison

Swinging like a spider monkey, junkie for adrenaline

Like to be pleased and I like to do the pleasuring

Take you out of body with my kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

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:marseyhitler: :marseyshortbus:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715972886655038.webp

:marseychudindian#:

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Really makes you think

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Sigma male

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160508888574932.webp

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:marseywholesome: :marseyhomofascist:
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How to eat healthy :marseycarrots: at restaurants

You can't avoid :marseynope: it, sooner or later :marseywave2: someone is going :marseysalmaid: to want to take you to eat out, but there's things you can do to not eat more than you should.

  • Drink :marseycoconut: tons of water! This will leave :marseypeaceout: less room in your stomach for your inevitable high-calorie meal.

  • Depending on who you're with/what you'll be able to get away with, push aside 1/2 of your meal and have the waitress box it up for you. (You can just throw :marseyrejecthug: it out later.)

  • Make a comment :marseysoypointtrips: about how the last time you ate there :marseycheerup: was some ligament in it so maybe you'll have a salad or something.

  • Salads though!! They're full of nasty :marseywouldnt: calories in restaurants. Avoid :marseynope: salads with fried :marseykfc: chicken, lots of cheese, and always ask for dressing on the side.

  • Never :marseyitsover: get the House :marseyvampirecrusader: Dressing, Ranch Dressing, or Thousand Island.

  • Lastly, if you're at a restaurant with "dessert people", get a more substantial meal. (If you are getting a salad or grilled chicken :marseyblackcock: or add a side.) You just have to make sure that everyone :marseynorm: sees you eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: for it to be reasonable that you don't have room for dessert.

!thin !vegana

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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ABC diet

Some people do a 600-calorie maximum, and some don't fast. Taking the max from 800 to 600 will make your average metabolic rate lower, and cutting :marseycut: out the fast will not allow you to fully capitalize on the heightened metabolic rate that you'll have after consuming 800 calories the previous day. Therefore, the standard 2468 probably works the best. Though some people even fast for two days at the end. It's all up to you.

!thin !vegana

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Frick the system :marseyrevolution:
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First

10 more holes to go :pepemoney#:

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finally u guys understand my vision :marseycolorblind: for this hole
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Dead Hole Storage

Does this hole look like a dead hole storage?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/TfIcV9sJouiOxV0fXQ/giphy.webp

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