Ew York is a slave state that needs to be liberated. Absolutely disgusting act of tyranny here

I on there side solely because it fricks over the teachers and admins

pic.twitter.com/nZpwqdRfFO

— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) May 14, 2024

I had a phone for a while as a yute, realized the only people calling me where people I didn't want to talk to, canceled it and have been going phoneless for 11 (nearly 12) years.

inb4

https://medium.com/@matt.ryanallen/23-me-sells-all-dna-assets-to-chinese-government-in-10-billion-dollar-deal-030db9e4e1e8

sneed

https://twitter.com/Rothmus/status/1790408907828957254

Mother's Day is not for:

Women who own plants

Women who have pets

Women who aborted their babies

Women who have never been pregnant nor adopted children

Women who are aunts, but have no relationship with their nieces/nephews

Men who pretend to be women

— Alyse ♥️🏠♥️ (@mrs_alyse) May 12, 2024

Why are you excluding furries from your sexist celebration tho:

Won't someone think of all the people of goodness. They deserve respect too:

Pet people truly are weird folk:

KKKHRISTIANS ARE THE REAL NAZIS:

Hating people of no-womb usage is now a form of racism:

If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters.

Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:

absolutely no negative reviews allowed

https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792

Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism

Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:

https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410

You don't have to read this. All it says is

We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.

Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access )

https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022

https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229

https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563

And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt

Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it

I just imposed a series of tariffs on goods made in China:

25% on steel and aluminum,
50% on semiconductors,
100% on EVs,
And 50% on solar panels.

China is determined to dominate these industries.

I'm determined to ensure America leads the world in them.

— President Biden (@POTUS) May 14, 2024

!biofoids

oh golly it got retwatted by frank edwards

https://twitter.com/eburnan/status/1789909626571436408

https://twitter.com/Rhanfrhd_3812/status/1785330822536646694

$GME has been halted a third time, up 81%.https://t.co/07uZ8Cq08i

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) May 13, 2024

Twitter search:

https://twitter.com/search?q=gme

The tweet:

We're so back:

It's so over:

We're so backx2:

Nvm:

JOIN THE RESISTANCE:

https://www.nexusmods.com/eiyudenchronicle/mods/1?tab=description

Happy mothers day @MetroBoomin

— Soulja Boy (Draco) (@souljaboy) May 12, 2024

For further context: Metro Boomin's mother was murdered by her boyfriend before he also killed himself less than 2 years ago.

Metro was unbelievably close to his mother. She bought him his first laptop at 13 because he wanted to start making beats and used to drive him 8 hours on weekends to collaborate with artists when he was in highschool.

This is in response to a 2014 tweet from Metro saying: “My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send SouljaBoy a pack of beats. Sit Down.”

More Tweets:

• I'll beat the frick out you @MetroBoomin and @21savage sign the boxing 🥊 contract since u kitty n***** so tough!!!

• You sacrificed your own mom @MetroBoomin you a puppet

• All the streams, sales, money, and fame not gone bring your mom back @MetroBoomin was it worth it? I can say frick this money and fame shit and still be a boss can you?