They want you to print that shit on a piece of paper or login to your Microsoft account in case you forget it

SHOWMANSHIP BY PARVEJ KHAN 🤩

Parvej asked the crowd to cheer in the last 100m 😬

Future Star in making for India 🇮🇳♥️pic.twitter.com/Y2GwOcY5mt

— The Khel India (@TheKhelIndia) May 11, 2024

Oh my dog died. Woe is me I just got demoted. Oh dear I just fractured my femur boo hoo hoo hey let's have some uplifting news guys.

I just hit a hundo racks in my retirement account ,

anyone else have something personal that doesn't make me want to keep myself safe when I read it?

Sarcasm with GPT-4o pic.twitter.com/APrYJMvBFF

— OpenAI (@OpenAI) May 13, 2024

It's uncanny, every woman I have ever talked to sounds just like that, except this one also sounds like Scarlett Johansson.

Obsolete by 2025. Men going their own way with robots. Her.

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089511608725740

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790072174117613963

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089521985466587

I guess she's not an expert in video editing cuz she posted the whole story in like 10 clips, which I'm not going to post.

Here's her page if you want to check them out https://tiktok.com/@hustlanani.

Here's the first video.

Student who raised $400K for D.C. homeless man refunds money to donors

In a series of TikTok videos, Sanai Graden says she lost touch with Alonzo Douglas Hebron, who became evasive and stopped returning her calls.

A college student who raised nearly half a million dollars for a D.C. homeless man says the money has now been refunded, a sharp reversal in a saga that drew widespread attention online.

In a series of TikTok videos posted last week, Sanai Graden explained she had lost contact with Alonzo Douglas Hebron, the man she met in late January on the streets of downtown D.C. After she posted a video of her getting his medication and paying for his hotel room, the 21-year-old college student and Hebron were catapulted into viral fame. Graden raised more than $400,000 on GoFundMe for Hebron, and several local outlets covered their story.

Below is the original story from February

Homeless man in viral TikTok, who received charitable $400K, is perpetrator of brutal assault, victim claims

A fundraising campaign for Washington, DC homeless man Alonzo Douglas Hebron raised over $400K

A homeless man in a TikTok video that went viral, which also prompted a fundraising campaign to help raise over $400,000, has a lengthy criminal history including violent assault, according to a report.

Alonzo Douglas Hebron, the man in the viral video, has been in and out of prison for years, and a woman who claims to be a victim of one of his brutal attacks spoke exclusively with FOX 5 Washington, D.C., about his recent rise to social media fame.

"I'm speechless," said the woman, who wished to remain anonymous for safety reasons.

In the TikTok video, which was posted Feb. 1, a college student buys Hebron a drink and goes around town assisting him. It amassed tens of millions of views.

The student who recorded the TikTok video, Sanai Graden, told WUSA9 that she saw the man "in pain" and decided to help him. She then created a fundraising account so that others could help him too.

"I just didn't want to leave him with just tea. I wanted to leave him with more so like I tried to help him as much as I could. So that's why you saw me running around all over D.C.," Graden said. "He was in pain, it was really hard to watch and I'm like no I want to post this."

The victim who spoke with FOX 5 said that she was "heartbroken" after seeing the viral video, adding, "First of all — kudos to the woman who did this. She meant well, and I do applaud her for that. I know it was a lot of work for her to do so, but [she is] portraying him as something he just simply isn't."

According to FOX 5, the woman was the victim of an assault in June 2020, as she was sleeping outside Foundry United Methodist Church on P Street in Northwest Washington, D.C. The incident was caught on camera.

Security video of the incident shows Hebron placing a scarf on the victim, who is sleeping, when he begins repeatedly punching her.

"I do not understand how a human being can act like this. He's a sociopath. He does not have a sense of remorse," the victim told the outlet.

"I've been struggling since then," she continued, noting she was in recovery from alcoholism. "Last week was my 18-month anniversary and the last two days, I came close, but I didn't because he's not worth it."

According to the Department of Justice, Hebron has a criminal history that included an assault in 2012, when he was sentenced to five years in prison.

During that incident, Hebron was convicted of stabbing a man in the neck with a screwdriver in Washington, D.C., FOX 5 reported.

He also escaped a halfway house in June 2023.

In the fundraiser, Graden said she did not know the man's criminal history but that he shared his medical troubles.

"After walking and talking, he decided to open up about his current situation. I've learned that he's homeless, has no family and currently has prostate cancer. I then offered him food, and he didn't want to accept. I informed him that if he needed anything to let me know," she wrote.

The victim who spoke with FOX 5 said she is sharing her story so that people know to avoid him and for those who have seen the TikTok video to have more information about his history.

"Why is he on the street? How many people does he have to hurt before he is locked up for good," she told the outlet. "He will not stop. I don't know what they're waiting for."

The fundraiser, created seven days ago, remains open to donations.

!chuds !foidmoment

some background: RFK jr revealed that he had a literal brain worm and this member of congress (or his staffer) posted this banger

the seethe has been off the charts

EXACTLY 4 times the man

notice how most people arent upset that he made fun of RFK jr for having brain worms?

!biofoids

oh golly it got retwatted by frank edwards

https://twitter.com/eburnan/status/1789909626571436408

Quake boomers!

It's 5, I'm allowed to drink now. (Ignore the fact I was drinking this morning those in the group chat)

Had to spend the majority of the day filling out paperwork that literally should not be my problem. Some nurse was being bitchy because I used shorthand instead of printed English even though she should have known what I wrote. Now I'm just trying to put the past couple days behind me and enjoy Belvedere.

!boozers

Hello, I too am fat and black. When I was 18 and 140 pounds LIGHTER, my mom told me no one would want me because I'm fat. I'm now 28 and weigh 359 pounds as of this morning. I'm in a healthy relationship, have a good career, and just got my MBA.

Wow she grew up by over 2 in 10 years. MBA is also a degree for rich kids. For curiosity checked her profile for healthy relationship:

So I assume it's healthy relationship with her illness

Mandatory tramp bad comment:

My favorite trope is that women are too emotional to be good leaders. Have you seen some of the men in charge? Trump has the emotional regulation of a toddler on meth and people think he'd make a good leader. Elon Musk got on stage and told his customers to go frick themselves because they hurt his fee-fees. These men are absolutely unhinged.

I want to underline your point about loving all of yourself. It is so, so important.

When I was in middle school I was put on a medication that made me eat endlessly. My hunger was utterly insatiable. I would never feel full even when my stomach felt like it was bursting at the seams. I had stopped looking at the scale when I hit 300 lbs. I don't know where my weight peaked. I didn't want to know at that point.

Almost 15 years later I'm still trying to work the last bit of it off. I fluctuate around 220 lbs. I'm still learning about my emotional eating habits. And I would resent the way I looked. Which made me feel worse, which only led to more eating.

Around 80% black women are obese, something must not be right.

Have you read Sonya Renee Taylor's "The Body is Not an Apology"? She's a Black woman in a larger body and I think she is smart and wise and sexy beyond measure. Also, Roxanne Gay's work, but mostly "Hunger." There aren't enough voices coming from Black women who self-identify as fat, but I do think the numbers are growing.

Sexy beyond measure

>There aren't enough voices coming from Black women who self-identify as fat, but I do think the numbers are growing.

Last part she ain't wrong tho

Speaking as a white woman, I agree. I used to do some rave-wear "influencing" and a specific company would have only one plus size model/rep, which often was also their only black model/rep as well. I love that they were giving black women a platform, but I'd wager you do not appreciate being the token "fat" and "black" every time.

Such perfect sucker punch

It is ok to live your life like you are the main character. I'm a black women, my body is small not large but I also find myself on the margins and feeling invisible because I'm not a standard issue black women (I'm mixed, im dorky as heck, i talk weird, I'm massively over educated, my hobbies and interests are strange for any race) I dont belong anywhere and I don't see myself anywhere (except for on billboard ads of companies that are trying to not have just white people in their ads anymore but still want to appeal mainly to white people so they use a light skinned 3B curly haired agreeable bendable young black woman, its so identical and ubiquitous its hard not to notice)

Oooh I suffer being the perfect black role model while not being fat I am so invisible just similar looking girls like me are on billboards, have I mentioned I am smell not fat, I don't belong anywhere I am not like you fat black ghetto trash I am not like other black girls.

I love how you can always find on XXhomoshrome comment like those

Please be kind to yourself with the thought of “I could lose weight…”. That should be irrelevant to the fact you are being mistreated.

You shouldn't have to lose weight to gain respect.

I mean if she can go to 800lbs I'll be impressed

I completely understand. I spent almost all of my life punishing my body for my perceived life's failures and forcing it to carry my emotional pain.

It sucks that society can't see past our flesh prisons, but I understand people use appearance to categorize others and make determinations from there.

My only advice is to focus on those who see you for who you actually are and disregard the others. We are on this planet for a limited time, we can't allow others to dictate our identity. Our opinion of ourselves matters more than anyone else's. Choose who you want to be, be them, and love them.

I mean they are pooping on they body while ignoring its the user of that body who maintained that body to become a pile of fat than they get angry that the user of that body is looked down because that user can't keep that body in shape

Eh it's been long without sucker punches eh

As a former fat white woman, it was not easy either. And I was not sexualized at all. I was called Shamu, I was constantly heckled by men, saying disgusting things, guessing my weight, or making fun of me. I have gone on a great journey and lost 250 pounds over 10 years ago. And my favorite thing is just disappearing in a crowd now, not being noticed, not being looked at, and just being able to live without the fear of some butthole injecting their opinion about me on me.

Serious question to help me understand something:

Can you please give me a bit of insight into your last sentence? I don't know about situations where losing weight (from a high starting point) is a medical risk.

(Of course I'm not asking about private specifics, so if it is hard to give me an answer I understand)

Losing weight for me isn't a medical risk, just not a big priority right now. I added it in there, cause people always like to say “well you can change your weight” or “you don't have to be fat” and I didn't want to hear it.

B-word fat, doesn't want to change and lose weight, want to change the world and force accepting her fat butt