Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.

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— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 15, 2024

The new Biden doubleganger looks very fake tho

Here same video posted on official Biden Twitter account

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1790713878248038478

So they ether created supper drugs or cloned Biden and this is a Solid Biden

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Victory on the battlefield will not allow Ukraine to become part of Russia. Victory in the war against corruption will not allow Ukraine to become like Russia - Blinken

They're worse ... https://t.co/ziovtS99YE pic.twitter.com/gYIRmeWbkm

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 14, 2024

Khohols just stole all the money for fortification in Kharkiv and even proudly announced it

And that cutie twink talks about that khoholstan ain't corrupt like Russia

He will soon be back

The US subsidizes dairy and beef, when in reality putting that money into subsidizing grains and vegetables is so much more beneficial for people in the long run.

Can you imagine getting 4 heads of fresh lettuce or kale for 1$, it could be so much better.

just plant it????

If you live in somewhere where it only snows a few times a winter, you can grow a lot of varieties IN THE WINTER

<- somewhat happy kale

...and if you live in Alaska or Siberia, you plant it in the summer

if you live in Miami or Mexico, then you need to plant it at the coolest time of year and possibly use a shade cloth

needing someone to grow your kale is peak bougie thinking, I am very unimpressed with lemmygrad rn. Even if they live in an apartment they should be demanding community garden or just take over an unused space and start adding kale.

Kale is almost like Radishes it's so easy to grow, literally one of the easiest things to grow. A six year old can be taught to plant, water, and harvest kale.

just look out for these frickers:

My favorite kale is Red Russian kale

less ruffles, less bugs, easier to wash

Now here's a real praxis idea:

you know those stupid parkinglot landscapings? (expecially if you live in North America?)

kale that shit up

Take coffee grounds (nitrogen = huge leaves) and kale seeds and make it all kale. It would grow easily, and it would be an aesthetic improvement.

Kale is one of the most beautiful plants in existence.

Ask me anything I will answer as honestly as I can as long as its not a self doxx. I promise not to lie or troll. Ask me anything.

Conner O'Malley is from the Midwest

🚨India will soon start making its third aircraft carrier; we will not stop at that; we will make five, six more, said Defense Minister Rajnath Singh. pic.twitter.com/zsBTr505hu

— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) May 15, 2024

>45,000 tons

Come on man I want 5-6 more 100K tons with nuclear propulsion and catapults. These two can be the cute brothers on two flanks in the group pics but rest better be full flatchads

You were literally programmed to want to do so as a biological male. You shouldn't be shamed into feeling bad about your own sexuality.

The sin is to be a loser who tries to grab more than they can handle. That is your failure.

You shouldn't hate your sexuality and you shouldn't put up with bitches who say it's wrong.

You should instead make yourself worth people accepting your sexual interest.

Everybody is miserable because we kept punishing the symptom instead of the disease.

You aren't a bad person because you are horny. You are a bad person because you are a loser who nobody wants to frick.

Stop being a loser. Improve yourself. Your sexuality is not the sin. Your lack of attraction is.

The fall of Volchansk is a matter of hours... The Ukrainians are leaving the town.

— Trollstoy (@Trollstoy88) May 14, 2024

Well it took less than 5 days for Ukraine to make their legendary spring counteroffensive look even shitier

@Szia_uram discus I want to know more about “ Ukraine just bombed the 10th refinery in two days and there is no panic in Belgorod 3 years into their 3 days special military operation.”

🇺🇦🇺🇸 After pizza Blinken performed in a Kiev bar.

Kiev is lucky to have seen the "Lip Service" live https://t.co/1485kwU3Vl pic.twitter.com/ulKZPc4ogT

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 14, 2024

Reality of Dhruv Rathee’s 19 million subscriber count, 3-4 million views, influence, and which kind of people support him!!

A thread 🧵 pic.twitter.com/iVEB3EhTiZ

— Mikku 🐼 (@effucktivehumor) May 15, 2024

Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.

!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.