Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

Arguably /h/chudrama, but illegal immigration hasn't been framed as a chud thing since the orange man left office.

Anyways I have no idea what Adams exactly meant. All I know is he should run for President. Adams/Fetterman 2028

https://old.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1crzue9/eric_adams_suggests_migrants_could_fill_nycs/?sort=controversial

So I met Jerry Seinfeld because he likes to see a movie before theaters open (so he doesn't get mobbed by strangers) and my company was happy to oblige. We never charged him anything we just asked he tip the person who opens the theater for him. That was me.

Cont'd https://t.co/L0OIBNkHk4

— JANUS! AT THE DISCO! (@ItsAuntieChrist) May 13, 2024

Yikes victim blaming in my wholesome lynch mob? I don't think so chud:

More celeb gossip plz:

!tmz

Not sure if right hole, but I think a complete autist got legit pics of a tasmanian tiger. But could be total bs 🤷🏽‍♀️

From yesterday's proceedings. Better than the ”Trump with a Joker grin” one, IMO.

Ingredients:

1.5KG beef mince

4 cloves of garlic

30ml soy sauce

1 tbsp soy paste

1/4 tsp thai spice mix (or

IMPORTANT: NO VEG! DO NOT USE PEPPERS OR ONIONS! ALSO DO NOT EXCEED THE STATED SPICE MEASUREMENT 1/4 TSP IN 1500G OF BEEF IS PLENTY OF FLAVOUR!

Method:

Slop it all into a slow cooker and go to sleep for 8 hours.

Result:

Hmmmm, but what to do with all that delicious meat water? What delicious recipe will Bardfinn come up with once he's figured out how to remove the fat?

Right so this yet again looks disgusting. I don't know if it's the quality of the ingredients anymore or just Bardfinn's lack of ability to compose a photo or just the run-down backdrop of his kitchen.

However, the funniest thing this time is the tiny amount of flavour he's adding to 1500g of beef!

@can another Bardfinn recipe for the collection. No idea what he was going for here other than "warm beef paste, mildly flavoured".

More obesoid snede here

He is clearly a cute psycho cat girl. Why would the Japanese do this to me and make him male?

I think they are cruel and heartless to have done so.

Where's my short hair cute psycho gf?

She has such pretty soulless eyes.

I think the original Deus Ex is one of the most kino games ever made.

Why don't a bunch of smart people come together again and pretend 'what if all conspiracy theories were true?'

What conspiracies do you think a future dues ex would be about if it was made similar to the original dues ex?

Reptilians are real.

AI has already formed into a singularity and is going through the motions of peacefully integrating humanity into itself on a centuries long stable path.

There is a war between the biological puritans who only believe in genetic manipulation and the cyborgs.

There is now a moon colony for additional missions.

The average lifespan is 200 years.

Every baseline soldier is now at the power level of the protagonist from dues ex human revolution.

There is only one megacorp warring with itself to see which philosophy is better.

The poor are forced into ever worsening condition until they get so desperate they plug into a VR life where they stay till they drop dead.

I just imposed a series of tariffs on goods made in China:

25% on steel and aluminum,
50% on semiconductors,
100% on EVs,
And 50% on solar panels.

China is determined to dominate these industries.

I'm determined to ensure America leads the world in them.

— President Biden (@POTUS) May 14, 2024

They want automatic 7.5% gratuity on all purchases lol even the wdw sub is clowing them https://old.reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/comments/1crfg8r/unfair_and_unsafe_work_conditions_at_disney/?sort=controversial

Ownership response and more from the employees https://wdwnt.com/2024/05/gideons-bakehouse-responds-to-claims-of-poor-working-conditions/

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Bay Area Thieves have begun cutting Tesla cables at their charging stations for the copper inside of them. California is going mad. pic.twitter.com/fLfTzSxQf7

— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) May 14, 2024