The comments 🤢

Edit: You will regret looking at the comments.

Edit 2: DO NOT FRICKING LOOK AT THEM

Edit 3: I tried to warn y'all.

Edit 4: Check my profile out for a cute pic of my cat to cleanse your mind.

Edit 5: No, it's not NSFW. Just a pic of my bonita girl cat. I have no idea how tf i can stop the NSFW mark that keeps appearing.

>Check my profile out for a cute pic of my cat to cleanse your mind. Edit 5: No, it's not NSFW.

My (least) favourite comment has to be this one

If my family member had a baby then walked up to the crib at night and strangled them in cold blood I wouldn't be able to maintain a relationship with them. That feeling doesn't change if the baby wasn't born yet. I simply wouldn't be able to maintain a relationship after that - I would never be able to get the fact that they murdered their child out of my mind when interacting with them, and I would feel like shit for it.

Strangling babies is definitely equal, 100%, I strangle babies all the time

They absolutely don't care about the difference. Point out to them that abortion being banned means more newborns will be left to die in fields/dumpsters etc and it makes no nevermind to them. More toddlers will be beaten to death by parents who never wanted them? Totally the same thing as a 7 week old fetus being aborted.

"That toddler wouldn't have been beaten to death if their mother just kept their legs closed."

I wish that were hyperbole as well. But I've been a member of /r/prochoice for years and /r/prolife occasionally gets cross posted over there. The shit I've seen from that subreddit genuinely makes me weep for humanity.

>she couldn't get an abortion so post birth abortion is justified chud

Total redditor death

Standard pro-life sub. Raging psycopaths.

Vishwaguruland is not for beginners pic.twitter.com/7uqNx8gwXE

— V (@vigiciann) May 14, 2024

pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza

Assassin's Creed Shadows is already being labeled as "woke" and "disrespectful" following its announcement trailer, primarily due to main characters Naoe and Yasuke, the latter of whom is historically considered Japan's first black samurai.

Ubisoft has finally lifted the lid on the next mainline Assassin's Creed, revealing that Assassin's Creed Shadows will be available on November 15 later this year. While we didn't get any gameplay, we did get a lengthy cinematic trailer going into the backstories of the game's two main protagonists, Naoe and Yasuke. Naoe appears to be a Shinboi from the Japanese provinces, while Yasuke is considered to be Japan's first black samurai, and came into contact with several prominent figures in Japanese history.

That means Assassin's Creed Shadows will center around a woman and a black man, and some people on social media have reacted with exactly the kind of behavior we have come to expect nowadays whenever a protagonist isn't a straight white man. In the replies of Ubisoft's announcement tweet, you don't have to look very hard for people decrying the game as "woke" and "disrespectful", with a sprinkling of DEI in there for good measure.

Assassin's Creed Shadows' Yasuke Is Somehow "Disrespectful" To Japan

Most of the vitriol revolves around Yasuke, with some people taking issue with the fact that they're being made to play as a black man in a Feudal Japan setting, despite the character being a key figure in Japanese history. Some claim that it's inappropriate for Ubisoft to have someone who isn't native to the country as one of the main characters, though I don't think these same people take issue with the fact that the incredibly Welsh Edward Kenway was sailing around the Carribean in Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag.

You've also got some stating that Yasuke wasn't actually a samurai, but was a retainer to Oda Nobunaga, and that this somehow "disrespects" Japanese culture. However, people are already pointing out Yasuke was Nobunaga's Kosho, which is essentially the bodyguard or personal servant of a general or lord and is considered a samurai in Japanese history. Just because Yasuke didn't belong to a Samurai clan, it doesn't mean he wasn't one.

!nooticers that last line lol

The OP is a woman. Didn't even finish reading the post, nor any of the replies. Just wanted to point out this sentence:

WE built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot.

Ah yes I'm sure you built it yourselves. Having a crew come do it on a saturday for you doesn't mean you did shit, nor should you say we if your husband did it over a period of weeks etc.

The annoying post:

We built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot. We come home and there are bicycles blocking our driveway and about a dozen kids playing on it.

Bikes blocking the driveway is annoying but I'm a million percent sure she's exaggerating the number and placement of said bikes.

I wouldn't mind if it was a once in a while thing but it's everyday until after sundown. I can't even enjoy hanging out in my backyard because of all the screaming. I want to build a fence but my husband thinks it would seem “unneighborly”, especially since some of the parents have told us how much their kids like our playset.

Edit: wow I didn't expect this to blow up. Just to clarify (because I'm seeing this come up a lot): the rest of the neighbors have a very open “come over and play whenever” policy so the neighborhood kids are used to that. However the other playsets are relatively small so they don't get a big group of kids hanging out at one of them constantly.

Wow I didn't expect this to blow up

Our son is 2 so he doesn't go out without supervision, and we (the parents) just didn't feel comfortable playing in other people's playsets without the owners there.

Don't live in suburbia I guess if you don't want kids in your yard constantly. Also, building a big playset for your two year old, much bigger than the other parents' sets. Had to thrown in how theirs is better than the rest in the neighborhood. I hate reddit and regret checking it.

When did Congress get so ghetto 😭😭 this is embarrassing
pic.twitter.com/nQI8AWbKd0

— Savanah Hernandez (@sav_says_) May 17, 2024

Repeal the 19th

TLDR

Bend uses "interaction combinators" to parallelize your code

It's written in Rust and looks like Python

No loops. You use bend to structure data and fold to parse it recursively

You can use your GPU (or extra CPU cores) to run shiet in parallel

!pinknames !lgbt @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

Mental Redditor (oxymoron) decided to write his larp

Now this is no incel redpill bullshit but this thing happened again last night while I was on a date with a beautiful German girl and this time it really pissed me off.

I may have exaggerated a bit to get the point

I was at a bar with a gorgeous Chilean girl who had an amazing sense of style. Two blonde girls from Atlanta that were in NY that night for work started talking to us, and actually first said that "we were super cute together." We kept talking and eventually the conversation devolved into both of them saying that my date was absolutely stunning and could get any guy in the bar, and that they would never expect a woman like that to be with a guy that looks like me.

By the end of the night though, they were a little nicer and one of them even told me that "she could understand why my date found me attractive."

Though it might come across as a bit incel-ish

Absolutely not

I think it is important to point out that this has has only happened when I've been with women that are clearly foreigners.

WTF is even foreigner in NYC

Regarding what was going on during the date that might've "set some alarms" for the woman that ended up saying this to my date. I did say to my date that "I really wanted to kiss her," but I did it in what I perceived to be a respectful way. I told her that, she said not right now, and we kept having a good time. Eventually she kissed me there, at the bar, and then outside, and then at her place (we ended up spending the night together). She also texted me this morning thanking me for a wonderful time, so it really, really didn't feel like she took it the wrong way. Like I mentioned on the original post, she even stood up for me when this woman walked up to us. But yes I did tell her that I wanted to kiss her and she initially said no, and the woman next to us might've heard this which could've made her come to certain conclusions.

Seriously why do he even wrote that shit ?

The only time when people came to me like this is when I was 16, I asked a girl out to six flags on Halloween she said yes and the whole event she was showing me could shoulder so some guys came to me and told I can do better and should leave that b-word and focus on other girls.

And it was legit wired she would keep 6 feet distance from me and when we entered scary room I hoped she would hug me but she started hugging another guy who was with his gf and a b-word fight started I just ignored them and headed to the exit sadly then she found me and started bitching on me for not protecting her and leaving her. It was a bad day. And the b-word seemed had enjoyed it and even mocked me by writing to me if I came home and if I am not angry at her.

It was obvious to every one around I was hurt back then so it made sense some grown up men would come to me to try to cheer me up.

But this Redditor just writes poor bs.