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!g*mers !badgemaxxers get in here before the hotfix
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Haven't been here in years, not a homo sapien in sight
Even the "hot" girls get ugly up close
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https://twitter.com/SciGuySpace/status/1659569490080702468?cxt=HHwWiICxhZLq_IcuAAAA
NASA selected Blue Origin to develop the Lunar Lander for Artemis 5. As usual, SpaceX fans are somehow making it all about SpaceX
Bezos is paying for half of it. He doesn’t have a fandom (good thing), and he’s been making redditors seethe for years before Rocket Daddy bought Twitter, so he’s good on my book.
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Just the first few paragraphs of this made me feel ill. https://t.co/WGwG3oy1VD
— Aaron Hanlon? (@AaronRHanlon) May 18, 2023
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Finally caught up on the new season last night, been enjoying it. Pretty good horror/suspense/mystery show if anyone is interested in that type of thing. Most people have mixed reviews because it does kinda have the lost vibe of adding more mystery boxes without ever answering old ones. That being said, the writers/show runners do say they already have this one all planned out.
The premise of the show is that a bunch of random strangers get stranded in this strange place where they can't leave (all roads loop back to where they live in the town). There are monsters that roam around at night and will kill the frick out of you. There's also a lot of other strange shit going on, but don't want to get into all that for now.
Pros:
+Actually pretty scary at times
+Seems to be going to interesting places
+Fun to discuss theories with others
+Decently high production values imo
Cons:
-Could end up being like Lost where they just keep piling shit on forever until a lackluster ending (or it doesnt end at all)
-Not very many likable characters (which was where Lost really excelled imo)
-It does the thing where there's so much shit the characters SHOULD be talking about, but they just don't for "reasons". It can be pretty infuriating at times.
-R-slurred name makes it hard to google
Overall, I would recommend it if you like horror and mystery.
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Imagine a world where we're using cream cheese on anything and everything. One can dream, right?
Let’s put together the best hot tips, food hacks, and creative ways to use Philly Cream Cheese. r/creamcheese, we see you! 😉
Calling all beginner chefs and kitchen connoisseurs - let’s get a big list going and bond over our shared love for one thing: delicious cream cheese.
Sharing is caring, so no cream cheese gatekeeping allowed! Here’s a few of our favourite Philly hacks to elevate everyday foods.
tl;dr
Sharing Philly Cream Cheese secrets = 🙂
Hogging Philly Cream Cheese hacks = 🤨
1 - A Philly Love Story: Cream Cheese and Pasta Sauce
Maybe Monday night pasta just isn’t cutting it anymore.
It’ll be okay, hear us out! Here’s how to elevate that tired dish. ⬇️
Turn up the creaminess by adding Philly Cream Cheese to just about any simple pasta sauce, and you’re in business. This stuff is built for bringing boring weeknight dishes back to life again in next to no time.
Feeling Skeptical?
Give this One-Pot Creamy Green Goddess Pasta recipe a try!
Or how about this Philly twist on a classic ravioli that takes 25 minutes to make?
While we’re at it, here’s a couple of hot tips for using Philly Cream Cheese in pasta if your tastebuds still need convincing.
1. Today’s creamy pasta dish becomes tomorrow’s pasta salad if you make leftovers. 👀
2. We’re going to let you in on a lil’ secret: drop a dollop of Philly Cream Cheese into your mac and cheese for some extra flare. Thank us later!
2 - These Dips Are Everything 🤤
Somedays, you might not feel like making much of anything. And that’s okay, because lucky for you Philly Cream Cheese is perfect for making quick and simple dips. These dips make fast friends with just about anything in your kitchen and won’t take much to throw together.
We’re talking…
How about some hot tips for those Philly dips? We’ve got you: 🫡
1. Dips are your meal prep pal. Make these Philly based dips in your down time, refrigerate, and enjoy.
2. What if we told you Everything Bagel Dip hits different when you spread it on a sandwich?
3 - And Now For Our Final Act - Frosting
Everyone knows dessert is the final course. We don’t make the rules! 🤷
The beauty of our Classic Cream Cheese Frosting is that it’s light on prep, ridiculously tasty, and pairs well with more than just baked goods. This recipe is so easy, that the hard part is holding off putting it on everything. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
But If The Classics Just Won’t Do…
Try kicking things up a notch with coconut.
Gently stir ½ cup of toasted coconut flakes into the finished frosting and you’ve got yourself some Coconut-Cream Cheese Frosting.
Once you’ve made your frosting, it’s time to decide on the perfect Philly pairing. Which brings us to our Philly Frosting Hot Tips:
1. Try spreading Philly Classic Cream Cheese Frosting over pancakes for some added creamy goodness.
2. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can smear it directly on a cutting board and serve with a side of cookies for dipping.
Let us know in the comments what unexpectedly tasty Philly pairings you’re loving! We’re giving out Reddit Gold to our favourite suggestions. 🥇
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(I know this is completely unrealistic) Now I am imagining Air Force One touching down in Ukraine, Biden popping his head out the door (hatch?), and yelling "come on Zelensky, we're running late!"
"I need ammunition, not a ride!"
Ob we brought some of that too, it's in the c5 landing behind me!"
"Can we stop for ice cream?"
"B-word who do you think I am?"
"Dude I'm the leader of the country that literally commissioned ice cream barges in the middle of WW2. There's an ice cream stand on the plane.
This is now canon in my head.
- BrasilIguana : /h/slavshit
- peepeehands : /h/slavshit
- SN : /h/slavshit
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🇷🇺⚔️🇺🇦"Bakhmut has fallen"
— AZ 🛰🌏🌍🌎 (@AZgeopolitics) May 19, 2023
AFU militant(who is in Bakhmut):"Bakhmut has fallen. If anything, don't mention it with a vengeance"
Zelensky, for the sake of PR in Bakhmut, put many people dead, three times as many wounded. pic.twitter.com/mpxcxoQZAh
Bakhmut khohol fortress
1000’s comments of my X died in bakhmut
Press F for Zelenskyy the ultra smart generalissimos that destroyed 10000’s life under his own hype in bakhmut. Genius that told nato generals when they asked him to leave bakhmut to go frick them self
Also Zaluzhnyy mb dead, no new photos of him since April and he missed nato general video chat.
It’s a great reminder reality is not a fairy tail. Kharkiv was easy win for many reasons thinking they could do it again was r-slurred. But don’t worry spring counteroffensive 100% tomorrow
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The only funny part about this is how he thinks it’s insulting lol https://t.co/PzMFf25npS pic.twitter.com/aIBpxwLCDb
— Trap Queen Enthusiast (@marionumber4) May 19, 2023
So bald chud supreme Tim Pool makes a tweet saying you should compliment liberal women by telling them they look like unholy abominations and it gets quite a bit of traction and we can't be letting the chuds take a win like that. So naturally they start calling him out for looking like a Gremlin:
But many aren't content with just that. And that's where the "you look great hons" come in and start taking over. Behold, pure cringe:
But let's get to the main tweet that currently has 65k likes by "Trap Queen Enthusiast". Really need a chaser marsey btw. Here we see a continuation of delusions from earlier:
But more interestingly, this guy doesn't even believe his own bullshit.
And apparently "ur ghey" insults are fine as long as it's against rightoids:
But at least he got ratiod for his disgusting face
The qrts are all calling him out for lying and being delusional and it's about what you can expect. Though my take is that these people are so oversocialized that they may not even realize that they're lying. Lying to for the sake of uggo's feelings is as natural and intuitive to them as breathing at this point. Basically this but unconsciously:
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On January 21st, I wrote a Twitter thread outlining issues that I and others had with the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod's new edition of Luther's Large Catechism. After it was pulled and later re-released and reaffirmed, a lot has changed for me.
— Ryan Turnipseed 🦬 (@TurnipMerchant) May 18, 2023
So, what has happened?