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The way she slaps it and then throws it like a hammer is what makes it so entertaining (3)

Yea will be entertaining when someone does it to you (-2)

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Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals? (-1)

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Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race. (-1)

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Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters. (18)

Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a b-word. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he's hot shit. I'd be lying if I said I haven't (lightly) punted that little fricker to show him who's boss. (7)

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Yes, there is a distinct difference between eating tasty food and murdering a living being personally. Both from a psychological perspective and a moral one. (1)

Only to people who live in a world where the concept of consuming meat is completely detached from the inherent death and murder it entails... being ignorant of the fact you're supporting animal slaughter doesn't make it somehow more moral. Cannibalism bad whether it's a pyscho killing and eating a stranger or a "regular consumer" entering a "restaurant" to eat pieces of human meat that don't resemble a human in any way besides being called human nuggets. The latter involves killing millions of humans. (2)

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If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you. (5)

Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt. (2)

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— Hussein E (@therealhebrahim) May 12, 2024

PEI changed its policies on work permits for foreign students back in 2023, so that less of them would be able to receive permanent residence after getting their useless diplomas. Indians are really mad about it because they have a God-given right to live in YOUR country, chud.

This article talks more about the situation:

Foreign workers in Canada's Prince Edward Island will hold a day-long protest on May 13 against changes in the province's immigration policy that would reduce the intake of permanent residents by 25 per cent. A demonstration was held in Charlottetown on Friday over the issue.

A large number of students from Punjab living in the province are likely to be affected by the policy changes, announced by the province in February, as many of them work either on work permits or as international students. The burden on the healthcare and housing sectors were cited as the reason to reduce the intake. The focus would now be on nominating workers in the healthcare, childcare and construction trades.

“This has left the hundreds of foreign workers working in the retail and services sector hopeless as they are unlikely to get their work permit renewed once it expires. Even if they shift to the healthcare, childcare and construction trades now, they won't get any benefit as work permits in these sectors will be extended only to those who have prior experience,” said Manpreet Kaur Longowal, a volunteer of the Montreal Youth Students Organisation (MYSO).

They also have the commies on their side. It might be over for us, chudbros...

Meet /u/Temporary-Map1842. His bio reads: "Chemical engineer and Disneyland Paris annual pass holder."

He first replies to a guy saying he's going to run over pedestrians.

Then Questions OP's manhood, which is OK because OP is always a cute twink.

Was Mr Rogers a foot fetishist?

This fricking sucks and I hate it.

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— • (@____cm85) May 13, 2024

!historychads as true today as it was when it was written

It's funny - i can tell many of y'all have never worked in retail and it shows - i wish everyone was forced to have a general public customer service job, it would humble the shit out of you.

So if it sucks so much why don't these people leave retail?

“you're homeless? just like…buy a house bro”

Could you explain why they are unable to move on from the job they hate? The only reason they would be unable to is if they are lazy or stupid.

Edit once again nobody here has two braincells to explain why these retail workers are precious and helpless little snowflakes who can't possibly get a different job.

This specific store has serious management issues. It is way worse than other Apple stores.

Apple needs to look into the management here.

People don't quit jobs they quit managers. I know someone that went from $120k a year to $60k a year because of hating a manager.

I opened that store in Maryland. I worked in the smaller one they had before that one opened and was there on the first day. I quit in May 2013 to ultimately start my own business but I can say that there were good managers and bad managers. The general manager was never around and had no idea what was going on and wanted me to rat on the lazy workers when I did my “anonymous” exit interview which went straight to his inbox. I made less than $40K working full time and that was after receiving a cost of living wage bump. The benefits were good with steep discounts on products and stock purchasing options. But management would constantly implement new strategies for the workflow of the room and how you handled support appointments, where people were positioned and the software we used to “check in” customers. They never gave it long enough to sink in before trying a new strategy. They were always busy and if someone called out I might find myself going 4 hours straight assisting people with tech issues before getting a bathroom break. We used to drink on our breaks just to ease the stress. But in the end you were a glorified customer service rep. From crazy customers on a daily basis being mad that they didn't backup their info or iCloud was full to constantly standing there as city kids walked through the store stealing phones and getting away with it. To the inability of Apple to be willing to promote the right people within the store. I'm so glad I left and never looked back. They deserve so much more. That store covers all of Baltimore City and County. There isn't another option even remotely close. They all should get a raise.

I worked in Apple retail for 7 years, and while there is a lot to dislike about the job, it's easily one of the best retail jobs you can get. Stupidly excellent health insurance, stock discounts, 401k matching, RSUs, education contributions…I challenge anyone to find those same benefits at a job where you walk by a fricking Auntie Anne's Pretzel shop every day.

Yes, the job is draining, the corporate kool aid is eye rolling, the customers irritating…but to suggest these things constitute “poor working conditions” is patently absurd.

I worked at this specific store for five years and I can completely understand their points. It was common that I would end up working 14+ days straight there due to shitty scheduling, often being there until 10:30 or 11 at night before having to be back there at 7 am the following morning for repairs. The store has been notorious for chewing employees up and spitting them out. It's entirely natural that the workers there would fight for change and would want a seat at the table — and after over a year of Apple negotiating in bad faith, the union has to utilize the tools at its disposal to achieve its goals.

Workers of any industry fighting for their rights in an era where ownership is further and further consolidating amongst an unaccountable class of the hyper rich is good for all of us.

And just because Apple retail is “better” than other retail jobs, like what do employees just go ok well we shouldn't complain then. Let Tim Apple and his $$$ executives treat us however

Fricking 🥾👅

These people wouldn't support the fricking weekend if we were discussing working conditions in the 1880s.

Ya, sounds like you and them should quit if it is that bad.

Every worker should have a union. We should be supportive of employees realizing they hold power over a trillion dollar company.

I wasn't surprised that the essence of the top comment here was, “they should be grateful”

Oh give me a break. It's a cushy retail job, it's not like they're tarring a roof in August or pulling a double at a hospital.

Instead of complaining because they have it good and others dont, help the roofers and nurses instead as well. Help them get unions and better conditions. We should be working towards making it better for everyone, not dragging people down to the worst industry imaginable.

These mfs have never done hard labor in their life.

Unions aren't just for hard labor jobs?

what exactly are their working conditions and what exactly are their demands? lay it all out as precisely as possible and I'll personally tell you who I think is right

From the article:

“The issues at the forefront of this action include concerns over work-life balance, unpredictable scheduling practices disrupting personal lives, and wages failing to align with the area's cost of living.

For further context (based on discussions with friends that used to work for Apple retail), Apple uses a scheduling service called Kronos to generate the work schedule. It's intended to distribute hours fairly, accounting for PTO/sick days/etc. However, the schedule it generates is erratic and unpredictable, and you don't get it with much advance notice, making it difficult to schedule things outside of work.”

And before anyone says some nonsense like “sorry you can't hang out with your friends”, this mostly impacts people with college classes, kids (especially those with extra curricular activities), second jobs, and medical appointments that ask for consistency.

Darn sounds just like working on an oil rig or in a sweat shop

So no one should fight for better working conditions because oil rigs and sweatshops exist?

It's an Apple Store. How thought of a job can it really be? Go work construction - those people need a union.

Why can't retail employees have a union, too? Have you ever worked retail? It absolutely sucks.

Family member of mine left construction for Uber because he thought it would be easier, turns out construction was easier. Construction is physically demanding but it's not a difficult job otherwise.

People are so fricking soft these days. World is screwed

“we refuse to bend to the whims of trillion dollar corporations so we're taking a stand!!”

“YOURE SOFT!!”

who are the soft ones here? people fighting for better lives or the ones taking it in the a** by a corporation like a good little worker?

😂 generations fought in wars but you fricking pillow huggers can't get out of moms basement safely enough to work

!neolibs !chuds !anticommunists

For those who missed it: Metro put out this article with the racist headline "Sorry straight white men, Doctor Who was never made for you". Shockingly, this didn't go over well with the fans, and the backlash was so severe it appears Metro has ended up deleting their entire Twitter/X account in response.

Edit: oh, and the writer of that dog-shit article protected her account, because of course she did. I'm begging you, Elon, get rid of protected tweets.

OP helpfully made a summary for me

The UK has been conquered from within. It is a trojan horse operation. Large parts of London and other places in the UK has been de-Westernized. It is sad to see a great and proud nation, one that has contributed so much to humanity is infested with self-hatred.

Hahahah. The frick Is this revisionist shit? The British empire invaded half the fricking world and ravaged half the fricking world destroying other civilizations contributions and culture.

If London is super diverse it's because that's one of the effects of colonization, the ex colonies that you left in economically weak states end up having a lot of migration your way. It's very easy to see in many European >> countries. See France, Netherlands, Spain...

UK is classist af and keeps fricking over their mid/low citizens and it's perfectly in line with their history.

Now I agree that there's a lot of woke bullshit distracting, but that's for most of Europe and the USA and not exclusive to the UK.

Maybe revise the superiority complex and we can talk nuance about financial interests using migration to lower wages, wokeness, ghettoisation, etc.

As it stands... Your post about "the mighty western contributor to humanity" is laughable. Ask Ireland.

Slapfight over le based/cringe Bongland continues after this

Yep, people have had enough. I'm hoping we're coming towards the end of all this woke shit now but I doubt these c*nts are going to go quietly.

God I hope it ends. It has caused so much damage to peace and freedom movements all over the world.

It damaged rights of customers to protest abusive corporate actions, all because it is wrong to investigate or criticize “woke” corporations.

It damaged rights of a fair trial and people in court, with court of public opinion and the shift to “guilty until proven innocent”. Now even intelligence agencies are allowed to investigate and attack you if you are cancelled for wrongthink or say controversial things.

It damaged the rights of voters, because now only “approved” people can run for office. If not approved SJWs have rights to attack even the voters and supporters without needing evidence of actual crimes. And they have the right to use any punishment they like.

Can't even criticize government or war, because it is “offensive”.

All these dare to call themselves men

Amusingly enough, Doctor Who was EXPLICITLY made for Straight White Men when it debuted back in the 60s.

According to the 1961 Census of England and Wales, Britain was 99% White at the time. It wasn't until the 1981 Census that there was an appreciable number of non-White residents in the country.

That doesn't mean it was explicitly made for white people tho At lest use words correctly if you emphasize them like that

Why are ppl allowed to invite rage than protect their account all the time on that platform? I don't understand why they are not subject to reap what they sow ? They constantly say things to anger the masses than go protected till they do it again. Letting them hide from the truth only furthers their misguided ideas and doesn't allow them to experience the truth of reality and what the world really thinks. This needs to stop and like you I agree how much longer is he going to allow this? Has anyone asked him?

Why are righoids such strags?

Ah, 2024. Where:

White men liking something (Stellar Blade) is bad.

White men not liking something (new Doctor Who) is bad.

White men being apathetic about something (feminism/BLM) is bad.

White men being involved in something (Bernie Bros) is bad.

White men moving out of a ghetto (white flight) is bad.

White men moving into a ghetto (gentrification) is bad.

White men expressing themselves (mansplaining) is bad.

White men not expressing themselves (toxic masculinity) is bad.

I think I finally get it.

White men

bad

I mean, shit, they should just say that in the first place imho.

This guy has been living under a rock or what?