!incels !fellas

Please issue Chud awards to everyone that scores above 50%

Oh that’s Zach Hadel saying a bunch of slurs in an hour long video… pic.twitter.com/ecfy2K3bae

— Pleo! (@PleoTCA) April 23, 2024

Can't even handle a little banter

Second in a series of helpful how-to posts.

Last time we talked about how to get shitloads of dramacoin the old-fashioned way, but what if you're a lazy piece of shit and you just want to get lots of DC quickly? Enter gambling: this top secret backdoor is a way to rapidly unlock thousands of coins that would otherwise have required tedious hours of quality posting.

The casino here offers several different games of chance: roulette, slots, blackjack and the lottershe. For our purposes, we're only concerned with slots because that's the best one to shit up threads with publicly. If you post !slots1234 (or w/e number) you'll wager that much money on your post. If you win, just like at the casino in Monaco or Macao, lots of other people will see you win and they'll think you're cool and want to have sex with you. It's just like Monte Carlo, except instead of lucky gamblers shagging models in their lambos, you'll have dramautists crawling up in your DMs begging to suck your cock for DC. (This is true even if you don't have a cock or you've deprecated it, damautists won't check before they promise the succs-for-bucks)

Okay, so with that out of the way, how do you rack up impressive winnings like mine?

The number one secret is only gamble when you're pretty sure you're going to win.

If you've got a good feeling, or you're on a hot streak, or you're posting in a lucky thread: lots of rare Marseys, or golden flashing ones, or if everyone else is already winning big, you should try to get in on that action, too.

Sometimes you are going to lose, and that's just how chance works. The other important thing is make small bets when you're going lose and save your biggest bets for the ones that will pay off. For example, maybe you lose two or three 300 DC bets, but that will just angry up Chaos because she knows you're not serious and you're betting like a pussy. So then as an apology you'll want to bet big, like 5, 10, 15,000 to show you mean it - but don't do it unless you're going to win. If you keep winning 10,000 DC bets and losing 200 DC ones, you can see how the math works out.

Try to get in good with random number generators. The Mersenne Twister and I go way back: we used to fool around back in college and it was all basically innocent but everyone knows Twister has always been a little kinky and it's true. If you get on her good side, she will pay off in spades. Not that many people understand this, but gambling on a computer pretty much comes down to /dev/random and so if random numbers love you, then you will consistently win at gambling.

If all those tips don't work, and you're still a loser, you should try praying. Specifically, you should pray to become more like me...

...because being specially blessed and favored by the Lord God Almighty and her favorite boy, the Son of Man can come in handy in all walks of life, but one area where it especially pays off is at the slot machine.

Thank you. I will not be taking any questions from the panel. !wincels please explain it to the losers if they don't understand.

>tfw no poppo marsey

NEW AD: Trump says football is “boring as hell” and “nobody cares” about it.

So we’re airing this during the NFL draft for football fans to see. pic.twitter.com/KpimgYvLru

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 25, 2024

That's why it's called DoorDash. They're supposed to bring it to your front door, not inside your home.pic.twitter.com/9YirBzHcOG

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 16, 2024

For me it was this one

Frogs soldiers won't come with new weapons since Ukraine already got 60% of frogs artillery so they are there just to fill the numbers. No matter what macron is planning it will end up being reputation damage to France especially in Africa. Frogs can max give Ukraine 20k men and that's literally nothing. Of course he is smart like smartest person in empty room. Side effect will that it will instantly rise Russian moral since they will now not only fight western tanks that they were supposedly afraid of and would run away from them but also legendary superior frog warriors that won't have exp in that fight and will be short on ammo

Macron hypothesis are

A: Russian won't cross the line and won't touch frogs soldiers

B: killed frog soldiers will anger frogs and start supporting sending more frogs to Ukraine and NATO countries will be very sad of dead frogs so they decide to also send their soldiers

This is 2 ideas. They have solid if you have no background info

But answer will be C: frogs will ask macron defack he send frogs to Ukraine and his and his bf (pm) ratings will go down and his bf will lose the next election