- BimothyX2 : Unfunny, uninteresting and unrelated to drama
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I told my mom the only way I would continue to have contact with her is if she had her labia surgically removed.
My mom mutilated me and her other children. I gave her an ultimatum, have her labia completely surgically removed or never speak to me again. What do you think she's gonna choose? It's just extra skin after all, just a little snip snip. Shouldnt be too hard after all she did it to her three sons on the day they were born.
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She says that when she was 16 and pregnant, the church told her she couldn't sit with the youth group. She says that her husband "abused" her five year old and she left him and the church did not support her. She claimed to have been a youth pastor. Now she's talking about "religious trauma."
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An absurdly large share of progressive spending goes to finance groups whose main function is to generate negative press for Democrats with zero policy upside.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) January 11, 2022
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*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
— War Thunder (@WarThunder) January 18, 2023
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It's ethnic erasure to demand you not commit crime. pic.twitter.com/2j5n6uy21N
— Callum (@AkkadSecretary) February 7, 2023
It's funny to me because he's Asian. Idk why but that makes it funny, haha. Hope you enjoy
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It’s been annoying me for the past 20 years. Today’s example is an argument about how taxes work. One guy said he was gonna make a bot that corrects people. I said your country isn’t the only one who uses reddit. He told me to get over it, because reddit is an American website.
I did a Google and US traffic is between 48-54%
Muh recipes and games😡😡:
The tax law discussion happened today and by itself it should not enrage me.
But I see it happen a lot in recipe groups, or gaming groups, or home improvement groups, gardening groups, you name it, any hobby, anywhere. It gets infuriating when they're giving advice that is 100% useless to half the population, even when the OP states very clearly what country they are in.
G*mers being bigoted towards timezones:
This is literally an issue of demographics:
America has a population of 328.2 million people. Australia and the UK have a combined population of 92.01 million people. That is almost a 80/20 ratio of Americans in the English speaking western world. So yes, if you go on an American based social media site there is a good site it's going to be America-centric.
I'd rather visit Afghanistan than America bro:
America is second on my list at the moment of places I don't want to visit
Sydney vs Melbourne civil war:
It's not true if you have to say it:
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Police negotiators told Anthony Wade's mom to record a message for him that could be played over a loudspeaker. She said, "I love you. Go to Heaven. Be with God.” Police said they wouldn't use that, but she said she knew he wasn't coming out alive from the house where he was barricaded with drones flying overhead and surrounded by snipers. He'd just shot three police officers.