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Thin thighs save lives :marseykneel:
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Friday night drunk thread

Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid :marseyshrug: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:

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  • whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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He's back!!!
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!tmz

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Cyclist drives like he's in a tank

For a low effort post, not even going to spam my followers with this

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The OP is a woman. Didn't even finish reading the post, nor any of the replies. Just wanted to point out this sentence:

WE built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot.

Ah yes I'm sure you built it yourselves. Having a crew come do it on a saturday for you doesn't mean you did shit, nor should you say we if your husband did it over a period of weeks etc.

The annoying post:

We built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot. We come home and there are bicycles blocking our driveway and about a dozen kids playing on it.

Bikes blocking the driveway is annoying but I'm a million percent sure she's exaggerating the number and placement of said bikes.

I wouldn't mind if it was a once in a while thing but it's everyday until after sundown. I can't even enjoy hanging out in my backyard because of all the screaming. I want to build a fence but my husband thinks it would seem โ€œunneighborlyโ€, especially since some of the parents have told us how much their kids like our playset.

Edit: wow I didn't expect this to blow up. Just to clarify (because I'm seeing this come up a lot): the rest of the neighbors have a very open โ€œcome over and play wheneverโ€ policy so the neighborhood kids are used to that. However the other playsets are relatively small so they don't get a big group of kids hanging out at one of them constantly.

Wow I didn't expect this to blow up :soysnoo4:

Our son is 2 so he doesn't go out without supervision, and we (the parents) just didn't feel comfortable playing in other people's playsets without the owners there.

Don't live in suburbia I guess if you don't want kids in your yard constantly. Also, building a big playset for your two year old, much bigger than the other parents' sets. Had to thrown in how theirs is better than the rest in the neighborhood. I hate reddit and regret checking it.

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:marseywholesome: :marseyhomofascist:
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:marseywould:
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Frick the system :marseyrevolution:
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finally u guys understand my vision :marseycolorblind: for this hole
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do you agree with what katy did?

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Bambie Thug - Bye Boy

Haha

You can't keep me down, I'ma thrive, watch me live

Me, oh my, I survived all your shit

I won't compromise on my life for no peepee

Go and get some game, I'm not playing with a glitch

Frick your daddy issues, trigger trauma in your brain

Stay out of my slip stream, we are not the same

You're old meat, I'm eatin' other prey

Avoiding you, I'd rather put my kitty through the plague

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Your ego's way too big for your head

I'm not tryna make amends, we're not breaking no bread

But I'll give you some advice for the future ahead

You should learn to use your tongue since you're average in bed

I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a prime rib specimen, rare beef venison

Swinging like a spider monkey, junkie for adrenaline

Like to be pleased and I like to do the pleasuring

Take you out of body with my kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

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:marseyhitler: :marseyshortbus:

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Always carry waterbucket
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