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Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid
- whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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First of all it's boring to watch so little to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources to have a golf cart, all that space for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space where dozens of other sports could be played. And nobody young even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.
Idk bros. I really hate golf and I think it's wasteful. I think the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human beings. I think we as a society let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.
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I was gonna defend the cyclist and then the video continued pic.twitter.com/KZQuVyqT0f
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2024
For a low effort post, not even going to spam my followers with this
- flufflefoot : misogyny
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The OP is a woman. Didn't even finish reading the post, nor any of the replies. Just wanted to point out this sentence:
WE built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot.
Ah yes I'm sure you built it yourselves. Having a crew come do it on a saturday for you doesn't mean you did shit, nor should you say we if your husband did it over a period of weeks etc.
The annoying post:
We built a playset for our son in our backyard and apparently all the kids in the neighborhood liked it so much they've made it their daily hangout spot. We come home and there are bicycles blocking our driveway and about a dozen kids playing on it.
Bikes blocking the driveway is annoying but I'm a million percent sure she's exaggerating the number and placement of said bikes.
I wouldn't mind if it was a once in a while thing but it's everyday until after sundown. I can't even enjoy hanging out in my backyard because of all the screaming. I want to build a fence but my husband thinks it would seem โunneighborlyโ, especially since some of the parents have told us how much their kids like our playset.
Edit: wow I didn't expect this to blow up. Just to clarify (because I'm seeing this come up a lot): the rest of the neighbors have a very open โcome over and play wheneverโ policy so the neighborhood kids are used to that. However the other playsets are relatively small so they don't get a big group of kids hanging out at one of them constantly.
Wow I didn't expect this to blow up
Our son is 2 so he doesn't go out without supervision, and we (the parents) just didn't feel comfortable playing in other people's playsets without the owners there.
Don't live in suburbia I guess if you don't want kids in your yard constantly. Also, building a big playset for your two year old, much bigger than the other parents' sets. Had to thrown in how theirs is better than the rest in the neighborhood. I hate reddit and regret checking it.
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It's the sound of a score worth settlin'
Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'
Teeth filed like a beast menacin'
Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine
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