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:marseywholesome: What women are thinking when they say they'd choose the :marseybear:

@JimieWhales pls ping the women groups this is important development in the discourse

!Christians !Catholics We should all strive to be more like Christ, and in so become the type of men that women feel safe around.

Also I love the passage of Elisha and the bears. Don't make fun of holy men for being bald.

2 Kings 2:

23 He went up from there to Bethel; and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, โ€œGo up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!โ€ 24 And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys. 25 From there he went on to Mount Carmel, and thence he returned to Samarโ€ฒia.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159996833904896.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16952221820304172.webp

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:marseyfoidretard:
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dare i say....superpower moment?
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160095520953681.webp

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:marseymariachi: :marseymariachi: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseymariachi: :marseymariachi:
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Updated yesterday via a 3rd party play store front end and the app has not given me 1 notification since. Not one. Uninstall and reinstalled via gplay, disabled battery bullshit, turned off my pc, nothing fixes it.

We need to

:#marseyrule4:

Some groomercord devs until they fricking admit the issue exists. 8 years this bug has existed and never once have they even addressed it

Edit: After un and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE installing it 3 times it works. I think it's because I deleted all data from it before reinstalling last time

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https://twitter.com/KristanHawkins/status/1791203311384695212

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990604621549.webp

https://twitter.com/ma_franks/status/1791493393920451005

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906055572686.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906056906269.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906059362285.webp

He still gets the bitches wet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906049738624.webp

They're from Kansas City though, so.. that's sucks.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906061899915.webp

https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/1791186941230063961

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990605158275.webp

Make sure you leave a comment for this cute twink.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1791589995334996215

I hate that guy so much bros it's unreal.

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Redditors should fear the righteous.

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  • whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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Beloved cat :marseymarseyloveorgy: Max to be given honorary doctorate :marseygrad: from Vermont :marseysanders: State University :marseyboilermakersmascot:
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Bambie Thug - Bye Boy

Haha

You can't keep me down, I'ma thrive, watch me live

Me, oh my, I survived all your shit

I won't compromise on my life for no peepee

Go and get some game, I'm not playing with a glitch

Frick your daddy issues, trigger trauma in your brain

Stay out of my slip stream, we are not the same

You're old meat, I'm eatin' other prey

Avoiding you, I'd rather put my kitty through the plague

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Your ego's way too big for your head

I'm not tryna make amends, we're not breaking no bread

But I'll give you some advice for the future ahead

You should learn to use your tongue since you're average in bed

I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a prime rib specimen, rare beef venison

Swinging like a spider monkey, junkie for adrenaline

Like to be pleased and I like to do the pleasuring

Take you out of body with my kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

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Flashback: Harvard professor :marseyshotgunmakeup: fabricates "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" :marseysatanworship2: :marseyarsey: :marseysatanworship2:

You think King knew it was fake from the start?

I'd like readers to consider the evidence in โ€œVeritasโ€ and decide for themselves.

She didn't present photographs when she first announced the papyrus to her colleagues. That immediately raised alarms, that she didn't give her own colleagues the evidence needed to evaluate the papyrus. And she didn't release images of the other key piece in Fritz's collection, a fragment supposedly from the Gospel of John, which top scholars of Coptic had marked as a forgery within hours of seeing it.

Why withhold evidence from colleagues if you believe it's authentic? Did she know it was fake and thought the ends justify the means? Was she willing to use a fake sensation to whet the public's appetite for this other interesting object (the Gnostic gospels)? To use a forgery to point to the truth?

https://nebula.wsimg.com/f7bf9174e94fcd10bcb290443e55c03f?AccessKeyId=7FECC3FA0F0362C6C7C2&disposition=0&alloworigin=1

^ Covers the evidence and timeline that this :marseydaemon: was lying

Reminder that these are the people teaching religion at universities. Hacks and antichrists, the lot of them. :marseyembrace:

!christians !catholics

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YSK: the concept of a Black Samurai :marseyseppuku: is nothing new, chuds :dasrite:

Also Hollywood is coming out with a remake

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/warner-bros-black-samurai-yasuke-movie-blitz-bazawule-1235965842/

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Sub Urban - Bandit

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

Tease me

Lady mirage does seem to tease me

But if that black blizzard should sleeve that eventide horizon

Don't invite me inside, when I'm at your door, you'll know

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo 'bove my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo above my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

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Pete Davidson Returns
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