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with a business degree and a mountain dew addiction working at a call center moonlighting as a DnD dungeon master for hire
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Ron, 33, Nashville TN
Self-rated 3/10 situation
Personal Life:
Falling out with his parents
Says father was emotionally abusive/manipulative
Has since mended bridges with them somewhat?
Asked if he could move back in after getting a remote job, they said no
Good relationship with his mother, bad with his father, they are still married?
- Mother makes 200'000?
Debt from early 20s moving out of his parents house
Story time about being a boozer - timestamp
Was van living for a little while so more money to party
- Stopped in late 2019 early 2020
- Stopped in late 2019 early 2020
Addicted to Mountain Dew timestamp
Goes through 2 a day, doesn't buy from stores, just from gas stations or dunkin donuts?
"If it's a bad day I will go and get more"
"Do you have diabetes?" timestamp
"Not that I know of, I haven't been to a doctor in 5 years"
Blood sugar test timestamp
"I don't have diabetes by the way I just have all medical equipment possible because I'm afraid of something going.. bad"
New Caleb lore - he is terrified of needles and blood plus is some sort of paranoid
Apparently he does not have diabetes?
Brother had addiction stuff as well? (marijuana and alchy)
Career:
Tried to apply for real jobs out of school, never got callbacks
Call center 40 hour week
- $18 an hour
Starting a second job in a couple weeks
Variable, $18.50 after 5, $20 weekends
Also 40 hours?
Call center stuff but different from the other call center
Some online stuff
Runs DnD games online
3 hours a piece depending on how much he needs to prep
$600 a month or so
- 1 game ended
Using some site for this that pimps out DMs
Made 10k last year from this
Runs these games through his phone? "Only reason I bought it"
uses Fiverr people to do stuff for it?
Got a cat recently, photo shown to camera timestamp
His mother gave him 1'300 total last month
Expenses:
Mountain Dew:
- Unreal amounts of mountain dew more than $400 a month
Rent $1230
- Low end, not a great neighborhood, pays for laundry not within complex?
Debts:
Discover Card (Card 1) Around $3000: timestamp
Had to put car repairs on it?
4 tires and some maintenance stuff
Minimum monthly maybe $30? He's not certain
25% interest
Had paid off the card with a personal loan years prior to the car repairs
Dunkin Donuts - 2 Dews for $4 "That's how they get you"
USAA (Card 2) $7712:
20% interest, $631 lost on interest this year
Did not spend anything on there
Costco (Card 3) $908:
Paid 218 but made 185 in purchases 14 in interest
Credit limit of 750
Thinks the purchases were all unnecessary
30% interest
Car: 2010 Toyota Camry
130'000 miles
$5438 left on it
4.99% interest rate
Bought right before the pandemic hit
Personal Loan $18'173 timestamp:
2 or 3 cards, and the rest of the loan balance of the van he had, has since sold Van
$584 min payment
originally 25'000
Student Loans:
Majored in Business?
Southern Hampshire University?
$38'900 federal student loans, Probably 470 minimum payment
These are why he decided to get a second job
Savings:
Checking
Gets money from his mother?
26.76 => 5132 - 3918 => 1247
Business Checking account for his DnD thing:
- "Cloak & Dagger LLC"?
Budget Section timestamp:
- -$1231 between minimum budget and basic survival currently without the second job
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Introduction 
In 1991, a group of 13 individuals bought a small piece of land in the middle of the desolate and dry desert of South Africa. This group had dreams and hopes of creating a prospering town for its people. However since its establishment, the town has been in an endless cycle of controversy with journoids all across the globe and the South African goverment sneeding that the town is an abomination that shouldn't exist. That town is Oriana.
Knowledge is Power 
We must educate and familiarize ourselves with these terms:
Afrikaan - Colonizing Mayos who originated from germany, france, or the Netherlands
Boer - Means farmer but is used interchangeably with Afrikaan since most of them were farmers
Volkstaat - A proposed view to establish an all-white Afrikaner homeland within the borders of South Africa, most commonly proposed as a fully independent Boer/Afrikaner nation. The concept excludes Afrikaans-speaking coloureds and South Africans of English ancestry, yet is sometimes misunderstood to include them.
The Birth of a Nation Town 
Shortly after the end of Apartheid in South Africa in the early 90's, The goverment of South Africa attempted to move forward in bringing all the diverse amd vibrant communities together in pursuit of a functional multicultural society.
Afrikaans realizing that they'll lose their majority rule and would have a harder time passing legislation, decided the best way to show umbrage with the new rules was to seperate and create an ethnically monogamous country of their own kind within South Africa. Unfournately for those Afrikaans they had virtually no chance in their conquest for land against the SA military and general population.
An example image of the Volkstaat the Afrikaan dreamed of creating:
But those subversive Afrikaans noticed a loop hole in the document (and later the constitution) "Accord on Afrikaner self-determination" that they could exploit to their advantage. Specifically the following amendment dealing with minority groups:
The Constitution may give expression to any particular form of self-determination provided there is substantial proven support within the community concerned for such a form of self-determination.
There's an excessive amount of legal jargon that we're gonna skip over because its boring 
. The key take away is that this allowed for Orania to legally create its own pseudo-Apartheid community. That's exactly what the Mayos Afrikaans of Orania did.
Afrikaan Utopia 
The original purpose of Orania was to form a self reliant society that was built from only the labor of purebred Afrikaans living in their town. Well technically, the original purpose of Orania was to expand in population and create a majority of Afrikaans in the northwestern cape within 15 years after the establishment of Orania. But, this plan was dropped due to Orania population not being able to breed enough and never reaching a population count of more than 3,000 individuals. It never even began for infertile mayos 
However, that isn't to say that the community was a total failure. In 1991, the town was formed by 13 individuals and in [current year] has reached a decent population size of 2,377. The town has made significant progress in growing its economy, especially due to the fact the town is located in the middle of nowhere in a desert.
Their main agriculture export is also pecans
Oriana has also created its own currency (but no one outside of the town recognizes it):
Alongside their own currency, they also have their own president and flag:
Flag is a bit weird looking, but what do you expect from mayos 
Additionally, every house in Orania is built with solar power. This is one of their steps to becoming self-reliant and eco friendly:
So instead of being regular facist chuds they're eco-facist chuds 
Orania is expectionally selective in choosing which residents can move and live there. Generally several requirements have to be met to be granted permission to move there. These include:
Passing several criminal background checks
Having Afrikaan ancestry
Passing an Afrikaan culture test
Interviews with the Orania council members
The requirements ensures that the majority of the town is full of mayos. The diabolical plan was beyond successful. As of 2021 the current makeup of Orania is 97% Afrikaans (Yikes 
). Weirdly enough this has led to Orania having such a low crime rate that the town doesn't even have a police station. .
The town itself is very small with the total land of it being only 3.5 square miles. Orania currently has plans to reach a population of 10,000 and undergo urbanization in an effort to spread the cultural ideals of the Afrikaan "people".
Born from Sneed 
Since it's inception, Orania has been constantly scrutinized and sneeded at for having too much mayonnaise in its town. I'm not even exaggerating either. Every year mutiple sneed articles are written about this literally who town across the world from j*urnoids that dont even live there.
Here's a new york times article from 1994 talking about it. The article also contains this hilarious passage:
Mr. Vaughn, 33, said he moved here [Orania] from Los Angeles after being arrested for child abuse in the beating of his 5-year-old son. "Ach, you can't even give your child a hiding there," he said of the land he left behind. He came to Orania two years ago because he admired the "Calvinist values" and racial outlook, and was warmly welcomed with his wife, Brenda, and five children. A few neighbors objected when they learned Brenda Vaughn is three-sixteenths Cherokee, but, said Mr. Vaughn, "I threatened to beat a few people up and it died down."
History truly is beautiful 
Here are some relevant modern takes sneeding about Orania:
As expected, sneed about this town has been growing every year as the world is forced learning to embrace diversity (Our greatest strength!).
The South African goverment has sneeded at Orania every year and wants the town to be shutdown permanently and to accept South Africa's rainbow nationalism policy. But the town people just ignore the SA government since they have never taken action once against the town since its creation 21 years ago
Panyaza Lesufi is a parliment member that despises Orania so much that he's called for the abolition of the city full of "mindless racists". Weirdly enough, the majority of the Orania population don't even consider themselves white but rather Afrikaan.
Let's head to the some current year drama of this irrelevant town 
Twitter Drama 
Recently there was post on this site that revolved around a fragile mayo strangling a black boy for swimming in a mayos only pool. This conflict sparked discourse about racism within South Africa, and of course people began discussing Orania:
Based. Everyone should stay in whatever country their born and never be allowed to move or immigrate
This guy is unironically right. For all the news coverage and sneed that Orania gets for being on stolen land, they occupy only 3.5 square miles. But they live rent free in the minds of the South African population.
Every race should be able to practice their culture except the ones I dont like!
"If they won't accept willingly, than we'll make them accept us with force"
Lmao at European rejects
Volkstaat is an account of an Orania citizen. They post constant updates about the town and the different projects the townspeople are working on. Great place to find drama since people are always sneeding in the comments
That's our land you must return it or pay rent for that piece of land
The Afrikaners actually did purchase the land from the South African goverment before they established their chud-town. It also led to the displacement of about 500 African individuals who lived there. However, I feel that the goverment is more to blame for this but who knows? 
What did he mean by this?
Develop my guy... tell us when you are done then we invade our land
Oh that's what he meant
Reddit Drama 
Some dramatic reddit threads on Orania:
Yeah and given how they are treated by their peers, I canβt really blame them.
Wonβt someone please think it the racists!!!β How is this back bush shit upvoted??
Most of these people weren't even born when it was abolished tough?
your point is? You think there isnt a knock on effect of past events in modern society?
If we want to move forward as a society we must hold grudge and hate from years ago and never let people forget what their ancestors did (This but unironically)
Why? Shouldnβt people be allowed to decide who can be in their community?
Final Thoughts
So far the fate of Orania and its Afrikaan individuals reamins unknown. The hate for the town grows every year from South African citizens and the government but it looks like it's going to go nowhere 
in the next couple of years based on past trends.
If you do have time, you should definitely check out the history page on wikipedia or other sites. There's a lot I couldn't include that was somewhat interesting given the long history of the town.
Either way I hope you enjoyed this lengthy read, no better way to end the year with one final effortpost for 2022. Have a wonderful new years friends!
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This thread caught my attention recently:
OP is Indian, no surprise there. The English is a dead giveaway, but anyone with enough colonial blood in them will notice that this precise blend of diseased sexuality and genuine r-sluration combined with willful ignorance of the way reality works could only come out of the subcontinent. The entirety of Hindoo culture over however many centuries has culminated in a society whose only success is producing mass amounts of exactly this kind of vile scrote. /r/nofap is a magnet for these kinds of people, being that you by definition need to have been a porn addict at some point in order to quit porn, and that the Hindoo's conservative values stops him from taking up the libertine worldview of, say, an autogynephile, and embracing his sexual pathology as a part of daily life.
The result of this is that every comment that isn't a Goku reaction gif is telling OP that none of this is his fault. After all, how can he be expected to control his urges or take any responsibility for his actions whatsoever after being introduced to the destructive mind virus that is pornography?
When I was a teenager, I didn't have thoughts like these. Huh, weird!
Anyway, the real interesting thing about this post is that it introduced me to the Bizarro alternate universe of Indian gooners. The first thing on OP's profile that caught my attention was him comenting "π" under a post titled "Drop a π if your peepee is longer than 4 inches ππ¦" on a subreddit called /r/BangaloreGW. I found this really funny. My intuition is that if I was a Western pornstar making a post like this, I'd make the cutoff 6 inches: common enough to get loads of comments to boost engagement, but just big enough for people to feel a need to comment. For Bangaloreans, though, the cutoff is 2 inches smaller, and I think I know the reason. It's not just that they have smaller peepees, but also because they can't tell they're being held to deliberately low standards. So instead of choosing just barely above the average, like in my previous example, this woman picks just barely below the average. Genius!
This insight into the Indian mind is all well and good, but the fun really starts when you get to /r/ShagOnHotties, one of OP's absolute favorite subs. I opened this because of the hilariously r-slurred name, expecting that "shagon" was actually just a Hindi TV network or something, but I was wrong. The sidebar describes it as "A place where people can have fun time with each other while shagging on hotties" and the titles are fricking amazing. Here are the top three posts of all time:
What the frick is wrong with Indians?!?! Gooning is a very high-concept, almost postmodern fetish (masturbating to the idea of masturbating to the idea of masturbating, etc.), so you'd expect Indians to have to make some compromises when embracing it, but this is just so bizzare. It's so... childish? And their tenuous grasp on English vulgarity makes it even better. A "shameless gutterpig"??? How the frick do you come up with this stuff. It reminds me of that video of Lou Reed reading porn ads, except somehow even worse.
Here's another post, which was the first one I saw when I opened the front page:
What a fricking beautifully constructed sentence. Truly Joycean.
And here are two more, which I think, more than anything else I've linked, sum up the Indian male consciousness. If there's one thing I want you to get out of this post, it can be gathered in whole from what I'm about to show you:
And from comments on that second one:
she is the icon for all the brown whores spreading their legs for white peepees
I think these posts speak for themselves, but one thing I will add is that when searching the word "white" on /r/ShagOnHotties I got dozens of posts describing women as "milky white c*nts" and similar epiphets. Apparently being "milky white" is a very sought after trait amongst Indians. Also, the nofap guy whose porn habits I've been stalking tries to apply to jobs using his porn Reddit account. Well done, India, you manage to outdo yourself every time.
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