https://twitter.com/Noipott/status/1790208734133919947

I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...

Unexpected Lovecraft

https://twitter.com/TheYungHegelian/status/1409742774258343939

Spoiler alert

Pro

the germline and its consequences have been a disaster for the bilaterian race.

From yesterday's proceedings. Better than the ”Trump with a Joker grin” one, IMO.

Conner O'Malley is from the Midwest

It's shockingly good how the impressions are; usually you can tell that the guy doing them has one little thing that makes their performance stand out a little too much, but here the voices are so nicely done that it's almost practically like the real thing. Isn't that insane??

Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

Arguably /h/chudrama, but illegal immigration hasn't been framed as a chud thing since the orange man left office.

Anyways I have no idea what Adams exactly meant. All I know is he should run for President. Adams/Fetterman 2028

https://old.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1crzue9/eric_adams_suggests_migrants_could_fill_nycs/?sort=controversial