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AfriKANG makes a video :marseymeowth: of himself :marseytedbackstab: personally taykin his reparashuns. Dumass mayos being waycist af cuz, of corse dey are

He shuld kill yt next

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Was Mr Rogers :marseyelliotrodger: a foot fetishist?

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You might think :marseymischevious: I'm posting :marseycomplain: too nucléaire to /h/spooky brothers :marseybog: but I'm trying to get you ready :marseyexcited: brothers!

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New capeshit :marseydisney: Chinese :marseychingchong: Overwatch clone :marseydisgusted: hosts early alpha with one rule: No Bad Reviews Allowed :marseyxd:

If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters. :marseyimpossibru: :marseydisagreefast:

Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:

absolutely no negative reviews allowed

https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792

Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:

https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410

You don't have to read this. All it says is

We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.

Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access :marseyxd:)

https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022

:#soyjakyelltalking:

https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229

:#zoomersoytalking:

https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563

:#soyjakfronttalking:

And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt

Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it :marseyraging:

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Archive link to article for povertycels: https://archive.md/dQdUP

Signing off on the suicide pact :marseyrope: :marseygunshotsuicide:

So what? Let it happen. Too many people anyway. Let societies collapse.

Good there's way too many fricking people The earth was fine a little while ago when there were only like 4 billion of us let's get back to that

Nor should it. The world has too many people, as evidenced by how quickly we are wasting our resources, polluting the world, and killing off every other living creature.

lol. Enough babies for what? To maintain the capitalist approach to life? Awwww... whatever will we do?

Isn't this a good thing? Because of sustainability, climate changes, resources?

Don't worry, AI/robotics will save us :marseyrobot: :marseysnappy:

Robotics, automation and AI will solve this. Please stop this BS about low birth rates when we have an over populated world filled with pauper people willing to work for a bowl of rice. The only ones that benefit from having more people are the rich that can keep exploring workers.

Well it's a good thing the robotics/AI revolution is upon us. This isn't really an issue and this article is no better than fear propaganda.

The future belongs to those who show up. Support Catholic Christian Nationalism :marseypope: :marseycrusader2:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715648730698769.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487308232079.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487309363391.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487310104005.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715648731127515.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487312334852.webp

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNceFlHbIAEtJ7B?format=jpg&name=small (https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNdMVSMXgAAfOm1?format=png&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNdMb_9WgAAPajf?format=jpg&name=small

Blud got doxxed :marseyskull:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNbr-EdbsAAq9wm?format=jpg&name=small (https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

https://media.giphy.com/media/OqFpgF7bet1sRoCmpb/giphy.webp

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

:#marseyobesescale:

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

:#marseymalding:

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

:#dasrite:

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ChatGPT4o is amazing

The future is going to be unpredictable

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A new law in Belgium celebrated by activists for providing a “labour contract” to prostitutes will also enable their pimps to punish them with a government mediator if they refuse s*x more than 10 times in a six-month period. The Belgian Parliament voted for the law on May 3, with 93 in favor, zero opposed, and 33 abstentions.

The legislation is being touted as a win by UTSOPI, the Belgium Union of S*x Workers, which had lobbied extensively for the legislation. The law outlines that prostitutes will receive health insurance, a pension, maternity and holiday leave, and unemployment benefits. Their pimps will be forced to provide them with a “safety button” to use for emergencies.

Their website claims that the law “is a historic step in the battle for s*x workers' rights” and will create a “respectful, fair relationship” between prostitutes and their pimps, with UTSOPI spokesperson Daan Bauwens telling media that he believes “Belgium is really demonstrating that it aims to protect s*x workers, regardless of any moral judgements about the profession people may have.”

Prostitutes are to be granted “rights” to refuse sexual acts, stop sexual acts, perform sexual acts in the manner they prefer, and refuse to sit behind Amsterdam-style windows (public facing windows where prostitutes are on display). However, should a prostitute use these “rights” 10 times within six months, their pimp can then call on a government mediator to intervene.

All pimps must have a registered office and apply to the Belgian government for approval to offer contracts to prostitutes. The contracts will be disguised as hotel-restaurant-café (HoReCa) contracts so that prostitutes can remain anonymous.

Andrea Heinz, a prostitution abolition advocate, called out the new legislation on X (formerly Twitter).

“There is little chance this will (actually) favour women. Under legalization/full decrim, pimps become ‘managers' with the backing of the state to further entrench and maintain their power. Pimps see women they sell as products, not people deserving of full dignity & respect.”

Outside the realm of so-called “s*x work” activism, social media users have expressed horror at the new law.

“So the [government] helps pimps to coerce s*x, what a disgusting idea,” posted X user @Bob16747466.

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New toss
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The video + suggestions on the left, the comment on the right?

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sewerslvt is back btw
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Fatshaming worked for Marsey! :gigachadqueen:

@TouchFluffyTails I finally messed around w/your XL marsey model, well done lol

workflow: I basically stole this prompt and added marsey to it minus peepees:

https://civitai.com/images/12052726

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Disney bros. Not like this
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3,000 lurkers online :marseyveryworried:

wat mean???

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